i thought that was the whole point. this is my first post in 10 months.
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i thought that was the whole point. this is my first post in 10 months.
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i know this cartoon came out during the Great Depression, but god damn
November 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
i know this cartoon came out during the Great Depression, but god damn
this cool little dude
November 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
this cool little dude
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Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
November 22, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Math problem. I have three apples and am traveling towards you at 17mph. It's not really a problem, more of a warning. Apple time, bitches.
Oh man, I had forgotten about this sensation: when the GOP walks back a 100% ludicrous and unconscionable proposal, and my dumb ass feels like it's a win.
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Oh man, I had forgotten about this sensation: when the GOP walks back a 100% ludicrous and unconscionable proposal, and my dumb ass feels like it's a win.
ICE-T: So let me get this straight: We got two sets of footprints walkin along this beach. Times start getting tough, and this set just vanishes? Did one guy fly away? Did-
LAB GUY (measuring depth of one of the remaining footprints with a little ruler): Detective? You're gonna want to see this...
LAB GUY (measuring depth of one of the remaining footprints with a little ruler): Detective? You're gonna want to see this...
November 14, 2024 at 11:50 PM
ICE-T: So let me get this straight: We got two sets of footprints walkin along this beach. Times start getting tough, and this set just vanishes? Did one guy fly away? Did-
LAB GUY (measuring depth of one of the remaining footprints with a little ruler): Detective? You're gonna want to see this...
LAB GUY (measuring depth of one of the remaining footprints with a little ruler): Detective? You're gonna want to see this...
happy first day of static electricity season for those who celebrate
November 11, 2024 at 2:20 AM
happy first day of static electricity season for those who celebrate
Your pal Miah just got Busted. Went to try the new neighborhood ramen joint tonight, and I am sad to report it was t e r r i b l e. I will normally headbutt a deer and try to steal its salt lick during the ensuing mayhem, but this stuff made mouth draw up when the waiter was 5 steps away.
November 9, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Your pal Miah just got Busted. Went to try the new neighborhood ramen joint tonight, and I am sad to report it was t e r r i b l e. I will normally headbutt a deer and try to steal its salt lick during the ensuing mayhem, but this stuff made mouth draw up when the waiter was 5 steps away.
If you're looking for the tiniest glimmer of a smile, know that the absolute worst people in our country are secretly kinda sad that they don't have a reason to storm anything. Group chats are in shambles. Vacation days burned. Custody hearings skipped. They've been looking forward to this for YEARS
November 7, 2024 at 2:03 AM
If you're looking for the tiniest glimmer of a smile, know that the absolute worst people in our country are secretly kinda sad that they don't have a reason to storm anything. Group chats are in shambles. Vacation days burned. Custody hearings skipped. They've been looking forward to this for YEARS
This Place Is All Fucked Up - defector.com/this-place-i...
November 6, 2024 at 4:17 PM
This Place Is All Fucked Up - defector.com/this-place-i...
one of the simplest and most depraved things you can do as a person in 2024 is to sit and quietly eat an entire plain Hershey's bar
October 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
one of the simplest and most depraved things you can do as a person in 2024 is to sit and quietly eat an entire plain Hershey's bar
there's a list of "Things That Are Still Very Cool, But Nowhere Near As Cool As Their Name Implies," and at the very top of that list are the words
BLOOD MOON
BLOOD MOON
October 18, 2024 at 3:44 AM
there's a list of "Things That Are Still Very Cool, But Nowhere Near As Cool As Their Name Implies," and at the very top of that list are the words
BLOOD MOON
BLOOD MOON
so i uhh... dig for gold here, right?
October 7, 2024 at 1:42 AM
so i uhh... dig for gold here, right?
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Right before you find out your friend’s new boyfriend goes to Burning Man
Why, what’s the matter? Does he rave?
August 15, 2024 at 9:15 PM
Right before you find out your friend’s new boyfriend goes to Burning Man
Wife, daughter, and dog are all out of town, and I am Back. On. My. Bullshit.
July 24, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Wife, daughter, and dog are all out of town, and I am Back. On. My. Bullshit.
Just told the waiter, "Ooh, I love a good scalloped potato." There really is no point in running from who you are.
July 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Just told the waiter, "Ooh, I love a good scalloped potato." There really is no point in running from who you are.
as if living in Washington State weren't blessing enough, this year, it comes with the God-given right to vote for this man:
July 19, 2024 at 8:43 PM
as if living in Washington State weren't blessing enough, this year, it comes with the God-given right to vote for this man:
i got enough going on already, and so do you.
July 14, 2024 at 1:09 AM
i got enough going on already, and so do you.
today is my first Father's Day, and all i can say is, honestly, i recommend it
June 17, 2024 at 2:11 AM
today is my first Father's Day, and all i can say is, honestly, i recommend it
9-month-old is enjoying her first cantaloupe enough to warrant a paternity test
June 10, 2024 at 12:24 AM
9-month-old is enjoying her first cantaloupe enough to warrant a paternity test
either my Morse code is rusty or these are the most racist fireflies i've ever seen
June 4, 2024 at 3:31 AM
either my Morse code is rusty or these are the most racist fireflies i've ever seen
In the early 1600s, Caravaggio accused Giovanni Baglione of copying his style in "Divine Eros Defeats Earthly Eros," and Baglione responded by painting the whole damn thing again, this time with Caravaggio's face on Lucifer.
May 9, 2024 at 4:20 PM
In the early 1600s, Caravaggio accused Giovanni Baglione of copying his style in "Divine Eros Defeats Earthly Eros," and Baglione responded by painting the whole damn thing again, this time with Caravaggio's face on Lucifer.
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hitting the button on the dashboard of my spy car to pop the trunk so a man wearing a shirt that says “sidney poitier directed ghost dad” can immediately sit up, causing enemy cars to swerve out of control
May 7, 2024 at 2:22 AM
hitting the button on the dashboard of my spy car to pop the trunk so a man wearing a shirt that says “sidney poitier directed ghost dad” can immediately sit up, causing enemy cars to swerve out of control