@mhmom.bsky.social
Recovered lawyer, mom to kids and dog, super power is that I’m disappointed in you.
We are doing doggie day care and watching Christmas cartoons.
I love our small holidays.
I love our small holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
We are doing doggie day care and watching Christmas cartoons.
I love our small holidays.
I love our small holidays.
If someone is making Chex Mix, how would you interpret this on a grocery list:
Chex x3
Chex x3
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
If someone is making Chex Mix, how would you interpret this on a grocery list:
Chex x3
Chex x3
Things I learned cleaning out my dad’s house: he loved crystal vases and generic off-brand viagra from shady internet pharmacies.
November 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Things I learned cleaning out my dad’s house: he loved crystal vases and generic off-brand viagra from shady internet pharmacies.
Being a member of the sandwich generation sucks donkey balls.
Seriously. I did not sign up to parent two 80 year olds.
Seriously. I did not sign up to parent two 80 year olds.
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Being a member of the sandwich generation sucks donkey balls.
Seriously. I did not sign up to parent two 80 year olds.
Seriously. I did not sign up to parent two 80 year olds.
I spent my day trying to make sense of my father’s finances. For the love of your children and anyone charged with taking care of your affairs, keep records! Not just stacks of papers. Hell, a notebook with account numbers and institutions would be amazing.
Can I bill the trust for my wine?
Can I bill the trust for my wine?
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I spent my day trying to make sense of my father’s finances. For the love of your children and anyone charged with taking care of your affairs, keep records! Not just stacks of papers. Hell, a notebook with account numbers and institutions would be amazing.
Can I bill the trust for my wine?
Can I bill the trust for my wine?
The husband selected the Derry Girls episode of Bake Off. I knew I married him for a reason.
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The husband selected the Derry Girls episode of Bake Off. I knew I married him for a reason.
When your adult kid has a dog and works second shift, you become doggy day care. And going to the pet store is like taking your kids to Target. “If I buy a bully stick for dog 1, I have to buy one for dog 2. But dog 1 prefers cheese to bully sticks….”
But, my pumpkin bread smells awesome.
But, my pumpkin bread smells awesome.
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
When your adult kid has a dog and works second shift, you become doggy day care. And going to the pet store is like taking your kids to Target. “If I buy a bully stick for dog 1, I have to buy one for dog 2. But dog 1 prefers cheese to bully sticks….”
But, my pumpkin bread smells awesome.
But, my pumpkin bread smells awesome.
I hope the rich MAGA lady I helped with her bags knows that the proud mom of a trans kid touched her luggage.
I didn’t see the Trump Golf Course bag until after her husband came back. Ugh. I should have let her get beaned by her roller bag.
I didn’t see the Trump Golf Course bag until after her husband came back. Ugh. I should have let her get beaned by her roller bag.
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 AM
I hope the rich MAGA lady I helped with her bags knows that the proud mom of a trans kid touched her luggage.
I didn’t see the Trump Golf Course bag until after her husband came back. Ugh. I should have let her get beaned by her roller bag.
I didn’t see the Trump Golf Course bag until after her husband came back. Ugh. I should have let her get beaned by her roller bag.
You know you’re a weird knitting person when you take pictures of floor tiles for inspiration.
October 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
You know you’re a weird knitting person when you take pictures of floor tiles for inspiration.
Tomorrow me will pack for my trip to Ireland. Today me gets to drink wine and watch GBBO.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Tomorrow me will pack for my trip to Ireland. Today me gets to drink wine and watch GBBO.
I want to know how two people who use walkers can collide with such force that EMS has to be called for head injuries.
October 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I want to know how two people who use walkers can collide with such force that EMS has to be called for head injuries.
Just donated to @emilyslist.bsky.social and told the Angie Craig for Senate campaign that’s she’s a DINO and I hope she loses.
See y’all in the re-education camps!
See y’all in the re-education camps!
September 28, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Just donated to @emilyslist.bsky.social and told the Angie Craig for Senate campaign that’s she’s a DINO and I hope she loses.
See y’all in the re-education camps!
See y’all in the re-education camps!
Flying home! I was up at 12:30 AM CST (7:30AM for me) so airport rules apply.
All the wine, Delta! Please and thank you.
I will miss the European yogurt for breakfast. And the sandwich shop next to my hotel. They made a KICKASS sandwich. I’m not sure what chicken mayo is. But it is tasty AF.
All the wine, Delta! Please and thank you.
I will miss the European yogurt for breakfast. And the sandwich shop next to my hotel. They made a KICKASS sandwich. I’m not sure what chicken mayo is. But it is tasty AF.
September 13, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Flying home! I was up at 12:30 AM CST (7:30AM for me) so airport rules apply.
All the wine, Delta! Please and thank you.
I will miss the European yogurt for breakfast. And the sandwich shop next to my hotel. They made a KICKASS sandwich. I’m not sure what chicken mayo is. But it is tasty AF.
All the wine, Delta! Please and thank you.
I will miss the European yogurt for breakfast. And the sandwich shop next to my hotel. They made a KICKASS sandwich. I’m not sure what chicken mayo is. But it is tasty AF.
Do I get a pronto pop for tell g Royce White he belongs in jail for campaign fraud at the state fair?
August 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Do I get a pronto pop for tell g Royce White he belongs in jail for campaign fraud at the state fair?
Heading to Europe for work. My own mother is concerned that I won’t be let back into the country.
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August 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Heading to Europe for work. My own mother is concerned that I won’t be let back into the country.
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August Chicken Noodle Soup was some of the best I’ve ever made.
a brown dog is sitting on a couch holding a gift box
Alt: a brown dog is sitting on a couch holding a gift box
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August 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
August Chicken Noodle Soup was some of the best I’ve ever made.
When you’ve been with your spouse for 31/52 years if your life, you make them chicken noodle soup when they are sick.
Even if it is August.
Even if it is August.
August 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When you’ve been with your spouse for 31/52 years if your life, you make them chicken noodle soup when they are sick.
Even if it is August.
Even if it is August.
Bought naturally fermented sparkling wine. It’s a bit too natural. Tastes like a cross between that hippie who used crystal deodorant and your college roommate’s home brew experiment.
Why yes, I went to a liberal arts college in the 90’s.
Why yes, I went to a liberal arts college in the 90’s.
August 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Bought naturally fermented sparkling wine. It’s a bit too natural. Tastes like a cross between that hippie who used crystal deodorant and your college roommate’s home brew experiment.
Why yes, I went to a liberal arts college in the 90’s.
Why yes, I went to a liberal arts college in the 90’s.
At a baseball game.
There’s not enough beer to make this humidity acceptable. My hair has a mind of its own. I wonder if it is watching Sanctuary Moon?
FYI, trans people have always been here.
There’s not enough beer to make this humidity acceptable. My hair has a mind of its own. I wonder if it is watching Sanctuary Moon?
FYI, trans people have always been here.
July 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
At a baseball game.
There’s not enough beer to make this humidity acceptable. My hair has a mind of its own. I wonder if it is watching Sanctuary Moon?
FYI, trans people have always been here.
There’s not enough beer to make this humidity acceptable. My hair has a mind of its own. I wonder if it is watching Sanctuary Moon?
FYI, trans people have always been here.
The CSA box Thursday was heavy on the greens. It’s Minnesota. To be expected.
What’s for dinner? Salad. You can have a kale salad, a chard salad, a cabbage salad, or a grilled salad. But it’s salad.
Seriously. So many salads.
What’s for dinner? Salad. You can have a kale salad, a chard salad, a cabbage salad, or a grilled salad. But it’s salad.
Seriously. So many salads.
July 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
The CSA box Thursday was heavy on the greens. It’s Minnesota. To be expected.
What’s for dinner? Salad. You can have a kale salad, a chard salad, a cabbage salad, or a grilled salad. But it’s salad.
Seriously. So many salads.
What’s for dinner? Salad. You can have a kale salad, a chard salad, a cabbage salad, or a grilled salad. But it’s salad.
Seriously. So many salads.
Doggo had two of the three top side effects of the medication we got Friday.
So.Many.Poop.Bags.
Happy Fuck the Dictator Weekend! Honestly, read the Declaration. It’s short and decent. Pretend it applies to non-white and/or non-male peoples. Watch National Treasure. Spoiler: Sean Bean lives!
So.Many.Poop.Bags.
Happy Fuck the Dictator Weekend! Honestly, read the Declaration. It’s short and decent. Pretend it applies to non-white and/or non-male peoples. Watch National Treasure. Spoiler: Sean Bean lives!
July 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Doggo had two of the three top side effects of the medication we got Friday.
So.Many.Poop.Bags.
Happy Fuck the Dictator Weekend! Honestly, read the Declaration. It’s short and decent. Pretend it applies to non-white and/or non-male peoples. Watch National Treasure. Spoiler: Sean Bean lives!
So.Many.Poop.Bags.
Happy Fuck the Dictator Weekend! Honestly, read the Declaration. It’s short and decent. Pretend it applies to non-white and/or non-male peoples. Watch National Treasure. Spoiler: Sean Bean lives!
We are super grateful for the care that we got at the Animal Emergency and Referral Center in St Paul last night. They are lovely. Our doggo is fine. And enjoying the pampering that comes with being slightly ill.
June 28, 2025 at 11:26 PM
We are super grateful for the care that we got at the Animal Emergency and Referral Center in St Paul last night. They are lovely. Our doggo is fine. And enjoying the pampering that comes with being slightly ill.
Here’s a tip for these times when there’s tariffs on WINE: donate blood. The alcohol hits a bit harder. And you help people. So you can feel good about getting white lady hammered on a single glass of Trader Joe’s rose.
It does not deserve the accent mark.
It does not deserve the accent mark.
June 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Here’s a tip for these times when there’s tariffs on WINE: donate blood. The alcohol hits a bit harder. And you help people. So you can feel good about getting white lady hammered on a single glass of Trader Joe’s rose.
It does not deserve the accent mark.
It does not deserve the accent mark.
Remembering you have Monday off is like a getting a snow day as an adult.
a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds it .
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June 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Remembering you have Monday off is like a getting a snow day as an adult.