Michael Grunder
@mgrunder.bsky.social
Open source code monkey.
Maintainer of #phpredis and contributor to #hiredis and #libvalkey.
Maintainer of #phpredis and contributor to #hiredis and #libvalkey.
We do that stuff in production all the time -- in C.
Can confirm: We are very scared 😅
Can confirm: We are very scared 😅
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
We do that stuff in production all the time -- in C.
Can confirm: We are very scared 😅
Can confirm: We are very scared 😅
National security fear mongering to encourage massive public investements in AI.
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
National security fear mongering to encourage massive public investements in AI.
How are people going to know what stocks to pick? 😭
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
How are people going to know what stocks to pick? 😭
Wait, he wasn't bitten by C++'s rabies infected rat, Kieth?
November 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wait, he wasn't bitten by C++'s rabies infected rat, Kieth?
One of my favorite videos (a squirrel ready to rumble)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEDu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEDu...
Squirrel versus Fox
YouTube video by Saveafox
www.youtube.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
One of my favorite videos (a squirrel ready to rumble)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEDu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEDu...
Is she going to give you major side-eye when 7 of 9 shows up?
October 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Is she going to give you major side-eye when 7 of 9 shows up?
I didn't go to business school. Is that good?
October 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I didn't go to business school. Is that good?
He will get a bailout and the taxpayers will get soaked.
Just like the last five times 😭
Just like the last five times 😭
October 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He will get a bailout and the taxpayers will get soaked.
Just like the last five times 😭
Just like the last five times 😭
Which logs? Do you mean the image alt text?
October 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Which logs? Do you mean the image alt text?
It does (at least with gcc and clang)
![❯ clang-19 -std=c23 -Wall filequine.c
❯ ./a.out
// quine.c (requires a C23-compliant compiler)
// cc -std=c23 quine.c
#include <unistd.h>
const unsigned char me[] = {
#embed __FILE__
};
int main(void) {
write(1, me, sizeof(me));
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uxh45ikinp4fe3uja2vfgbt/bafkreicdrfpi45axawdrduyzzqxy6c2ldlwv6m7chj3deqwhyrg4jtg3bu@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It does (at least with gcc and clang)
That seems bad but maybe they can make it up in volume. 😆
October 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That seems bad but maybe they can make it up in volume. 😆
That seems to be the consensus, so that's what we'll do.
Also it's actually going to be 6.3.0RC1. I have no idea why I wrote 3.1.0 😅
Also it's actually going to be 6.3.0RC1. I have no idea why I wrote 3.1.0 😅
October 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
That seems to be the consensus, so that's what we'll do.
Also it's actually going to be 6.3.0RC1. I have no idea why I wrote 3.1.0 😅
Also it's actually going to be 6.3.0RC1. I have no idea why I wrote 3.1.0 😅