Michael Gahan
@mgahan23.bsky.social
Father, teacher, AZ sports fan
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When Jaxson Dart is playing well:
October 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When Jaxson Dart is playing well:
3 types of people I will never understand
1) liars
2) people that dont watch sports
3) people that sit in the soak zone, take one splash, and immediately move
1) liars
2) people that dont watch sports
3) people that sit in the soak zone, take one splash, and immediately move
July 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
3 types of people I will never understand
1) liars
2) people that dont watch sports
3) people that sit in the soak zone, take one splash, and immediately move
1) liars
2) people that dont watch sports
3) people that sit in the soak zone, take one splash, and immediately move
TLDR: Beasley would make a terrible Lannister
FBI just one problem facing Malik Beasley amid $8 million in escalating financial problems www.detroitnews.com/story/sports...
July 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
TLDR: Beasley would make a terrible Lannister
The dbacks in the dugout after getting big hits with risp
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
ALT: a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The dbacks in the dugout after getting big hits with risp
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"We can't ask people if we can do this because they'll say no" hey man maybe that means what you're doing sucks
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
"We can't ask people if we can do this because they'll say no" hey man maybe that means what you're doing sucks
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I would pay a large sum of money out of my own pocket to watch the non-NFL flag football team vs. the NFL flag football team in a qualifier to see who represents the US
May 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I would pay a large sum of money out of my own pocket to watch the non-NFL flag football team vs. the NFL flag football team in a qualifier to see who represents the US
“I like a good escalator, man. Cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. “
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“I like a good escalator, man. Cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. “
The only thing better than the video is the quote posts
May 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
The only thing better than the video is the quote posts
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This is nice but I think it would be a lot more helpful to have the app save your place in the timeline when loading new posts instead of scrolling to the top.
May 19, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This is nice but I think it would be a lot more helpful to have the app save your place in the timeline when loading new posts instead of scrolling to the top.
I just smiled at something Luka did. The apocalypse is coming.
Luka was waiting for Austin Reaves to dap him up, but went for a self-dap instead
April 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I just smiled at something Luka did. The apocalypse is coming.
Us watching Pavin must be how the giants fans felt watching Bonds all those years.
April 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Us watching Pavin must be how the giants fans felt watching Bonds all those years.
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Asking Arizona school districts to limit student cell phone use is like recognizing a police emergency, reaching for your phone and dialing 011.
AZ lawmakers cooperated to curb phones in schools in the most useless way | Opinion
Asking Arizona school districts to limit student cell phone use is like recognizing a police emergency, reaching for your phone and dialing 011.
bit.ly
April 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Asking Arizona school districts to limit student cell phone use is like recognizing a police emergency, reaching for your phone and dialing 011.
Landry Shamet with more points in the first than Beal. New season low point reached.
April 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Landry Shamet with more points in the first than Beal. New season low point reached.
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financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
April 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
financial advice in a weird time:
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw
simple
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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
April 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again
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Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Txt STOP to opt out of updates on war plans
Me in the national security group chat
March 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Me in the national security group chat
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Oh fuck this.
The Department of Defense deemed a story about baseball hero and civil rights leader Jackie Robinson's time in the Army as "DEI" and deleted it.
March 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Oh fuck this.
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Gary Oldman crying at farts being dubbed into some of his his movie roles. Farts are always funny…
March 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gary Oldman crying at farts being dubbed into some of his his movie roles. Farts are always funny…
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Absolutely distraught that I was beaten to this. Need time to regroup.
Kansas vs. Arkansas. Winner changes how the other state is pronounced.
March 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Absolutely distraught that I was beaten to this. Need time to regroup.
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Collin Gillespie tonight
March 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Collin Gillespie tonight
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Ryan Dunn cooked James Harden in the All Star game 3 days ago and now he's about to get a DNP-CD. Completely unjustified.
Bud will be hearing from my lawyer.
Bud will be hearing from my lawyer.
February 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ryan Dunn cooked James Harden in the All Star game 3 days ago and now he's about to get a DNP-CD. Completely unjustified.
Bud will be hearing from my lawyer.
Bud will be hearing from my lawyer.
Watching All Star weekend and having your conclusion be “theres definitely 9 Suns that should play over Ryan Dunn” should be a fireable offense
February 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Watching All Star weekend and having your conclusion be “theres definitely 9 Suns that should play over Ryan Dunn” should be a fireable offense