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December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?”
Dr Bill Foege
Dr Bill Foege
August 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“Kennedy would be less hazardous if he decided to do cardiac surgery. Then he would kill people only one at a time rather than his current ability to kill by the thousands. Why is it that killing a single person is seen as murder but killing masses is excused if you are a politician?”
Dr Bill Foege
Dr Bill Foege
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mRNA Vaccine Tech Could Transform Medicine and Cure Diseases. RFK, Jr. Just Pulled Its Funding.
mRNA Vaccines Are a Game-Changer—Here’s Why
Speed and flexibility have made mRNA a blockbuster technology
www.scientificamerican.com
August 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
mRNA Vaccine Tech Could Transform Medicine and Cure Diseases. RFK, Jr. Just Pulled Its Funding.
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For @forward.com, I wrote about how we know that Israel has been withholding food as a military tactic because Israeli officials have said versions of “we are withholding food as a military tactic” for the entirety of the war and pretending otherwise is willful ignorance forward.com/opinion/7586...
Is starvation in Gaza really Israel's fault? The facts are clear
Rising starvation in Gaza may have a number of factors. But Israel's wartime policies on humanitarian aid are inarguably among them.
forward.com
July 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
For @forward.com, I wrote about how we know that Israel has been withholding food as a military tactic because Israeli officials have said versions of “we are withholding food as a military tactic” for the entirety of the war and pretending otherwise is willful ignorance forward.com/opinion/7586...
Can someone tell these announcers that Ozuna is 3rd in the league in walks this year.
June 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Can someone tell these announcers that Ozuna is 3rd in the league in walks this year.
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DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
June 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open.
DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open.
CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are.
DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.
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Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long. #braves
a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it
ALT: a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it
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May 14, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long. #braves
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i didn't have time to write a full review of Murderbot but i've seen a chunk of the screeners and can confirm that i love Murderbot
May 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i didn't have time to write a full review of Murderbot but i've seen a chunk of the screeners and can confirm that i love Murderbot
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Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long. #braves
a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it
Alt: a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it
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April 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long. #braves
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Trump has indefinitely withdrawn federal funding for:
• Investigating child sexual abuse and internet crimes against kids;
• Responding to reports of missing children;
• Preventing youth violence
New, @propublica.org
• Investigating child sexual abuse and internet crimes against kids;
• Responding to reports of missing children;
• Preventing youth violence
New, @propublica.org
The Trump Administration’s War on Children
The administration is quietly putting America’s children at risk by cutting funds and manpower for investigating child abuse, enforcing child support payments, providing child care and much more.
www.propublica.org
April 23, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Trump has indefinitely withdrawn federal funding for:
• Investigating child sexual abuse and internet crimes against kids;
• Responding to reports of missing children;
• Preventing youth violence
New, @propublica.org
• Investigating child sexual abuse and internet crimes against kids;
• Responding to reports of missing children;
• Preventing youth violence
New, @propublica.org
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long. #braves
a man singing into a microphone wearing a blue jacket with the letter ria on it
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media.tenor.com
April 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long. #braves
Check out this AI video of a human baseball player running.
I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.
April 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Check out this AI video of a human baseball player running.
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long.
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April 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Say, Drake, I hear you like 'em long.
New theory: Trump is the monkey paw's response to, "Capitalism is evil and should be destroyed."
April 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
New theory: Trump is the monkey paw's response to, "Capitalism is evil and should be destroyed."
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Murderbot — Official Trailer | Apple TV+
YouTube video by Apple TV
www.youtube.com
April 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
No Braves loss today, woohoo!
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April 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
No Braves loss today, woohoo!
Bryce Elder getting the Braves their first win of the season was always the most likely outcome.
April 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Bryce Elder getting the Braves their first win of the season was always the most likely outcome.
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Jokes on y'all, I went month-to-month with the FanDuel subscription
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jokes on y'all, I went month-to-month with the FanDuel subscription
Jokes on y'all, I went month-to-month with the FanDuel subscription
March 30, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Jokes on y'all, I went month-to-month with the FanDuel subscription
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strong debut for hector neris, who was pitching in a high-leverage situation for reasons beyond my understanding
March 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
strong debut for hector neris, who was pitching in a high-leverage situation for reasons beyond my understanding