Just saw a commercial for some online florist and they were like this is what your girlfriend wants for Valentine’s Day. Turns out. I would like a bouquet of corn dogs.

Maybe if all of AmuriKKKa starts over with Ms. Rachel on Netfllix we can work our way up to Schoolhouse Rock.

So we just watched "You're Cordially Invited", and "I just caught this alligator to have it attack you later." is my new favorite line ever from a movie.

As a simple elder gay & Frenchie dad, I don't claim to know a lot about geopolitics & macroeconomics. But, it would seem to me that China just burned Elon's beans and fried Trump's chicken.

So for my inaugural post and first impression, I am going to ask a dumb question that makes me sound like a boomer, which I am not. Is there a good way to find all your friends who’ve also fled Meta platforms? So far I have had to search for folks one by one. Am I doing this wrong??? 🤣🤣🤣