M. Florence
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M. Florence
@mflorence.bsky.social
PhD in smut reading. Sometimes writer. GenX goddess. I'm your party aunt, not your mommy. Call me emmie. Read my work --> https://thewritingtype.com/m-florence/
If you see this post a robot.
October 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
So much for 4 weeks of S’bux sobriety…
September 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Celebrating Independence Day with a few faux labubus - gifts from a friend back from a Korean vacation 😆
July 4, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Realizing that my chai latte habit might be a bit ….excessive….
In my defense— this place makes a helluva drink…
June 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I normally wear a natural nude lipstick— but he’s inspiring me to be bold. Made a custom lipstick today— picking the custom-mixed color, formulation, tube color, and name.
May 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Another “conference can” and I’m laughing because I’m the only one who actually calls him this …
May 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Traveling ~ and the universe finds a way to let me feel close to him.
May 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Me, romanticizing a business trip…
May 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Baby, I’m a work of art today 🍏
April 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A fun day of good ol’ Midwest oddity shopping…
April 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I’m a garbage (salad) person. Every texture, color, flavor all commingling in a compostable to- go container. Not pictured- the glob of French dressing that I smothered it in (aka best of the worst salad bar offerings).
April 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It’s almost drinkable smut 🤣
January 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Speaking of which….
January 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The internet told me I needed these “stress relieving, creative sticker sets”— evidently the messaging isn’t that subtle….feel free to stick it where you want….
January 5, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Validated: enough focus to start the project but not sealing the deal tonight. Mad respect to talented hookers— crochet is tougher than it looks.
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits” …in the material world…
December 24, 2024 at 4:37 AM
No spoilers!!! Smuggled into the office to read at lunch today!!!
December 9, 2024 at 6:53 PM
This is a can/cup checkpoint. If you see this, you must show your can/cup. It is law.
December 7, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Reco from a friend
December 5, 2024 at 10:39 PM
November 25, 2024 at 10:34 PM