i don’t want to lose my phone or have it stolen and have not just randos but the fucking authorities with my passport and ID

i know it’s NFC so you’re not handing it to anyone. it just doesn’t work and it’s too much personal information at risk. i tested Digital ID for California on the last trip i went on as an experiment and it didn’t even work going through security so it honestly isn’t even a convenience move

ok i finished looking at it. that’s impressive but it’s also kinda ugly im sorry

website giving me a headache

it feels like Williamsburg up in this mf

gimme that controller

i know something very important is happening but if you’ll give me a few more minutes to be very confused about Benny Safdie being Bowser Jr i’d appreciate it

yeah, i know he's in the shower lmao. that's entirely audience participation

so glad you saw this show, i caught it in previews at the playhouse a couple weeks ago and it's genuinely incredible