Metz
@metzelaar.bsky.social
Content Manager at Pitcher List. Reader of the New York Times, Washington Post, and other acclaimed media outlets that I hope you’ll think I work for by misreading this sentence.
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Starling Marte really walked into the barber shop and said “Give me the Hare Krishna.”
May 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Starling Marte really walked into the barber shop and said “Give me the Hare Krishna.”
Interesting use of the term “fired” here. I would’ve went with “mercifully released.”
May 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Interesting use of the term “fired” here. I would’ve went with “mercifully released.”
2025 Bat Speed leaders.
Bat speed stabilizes super quick, and tends to correlate with average exit velo. It also has a slight correlation with xwOBA.
Bat speed stabilizes super quick, and tends to correlate with average exit velo. It also has a slight correlation with xwOBA.
March 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
2025 Bat Speed leaders.
Bat speed stabilizes super quick, and tends to correlate with average exit velo. It also has a slight correlation with xwOBA.
Bat speed stabilizes super quick, and tends to correlate with average exit velo. It also has a slight correlation with xwOBA.
The Yankees changing their facial hair policy is great, but the damage has already been done, and it’s irreparable.
February 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The Yankees changing their facial hair policy is great, but the damage has already been done, and it’s irreparable.
Dejected Chiefs fans (Taylor’s Version)
February 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dejected Chiefs fans (Taylor’s Version)
My entire timeline on this app is just slight variations of:
“Here are the 10 MLB players who would give The Rizzler a run for his money.”
Followed by:
“The US government just voted to throw everyone’s mother into a man-made volcano.”
“Here are the 10 MLB players who would give The Rizzler a run for his money.”
Followed by:
“The US government just voted to throw everyone’s mother into a man-made volcano.”
January 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My entire timeline on this app is just slight variations of:
“Here are the 10 MLB players who would give The Rizzler a run for his money.”
Followed by:
“The US government just voted to throw everyone’s mother into a man-made volcano.”
“Here are the 10 MLB players who would give The Rizzler a run for his money.”
Followed by:
“The US government just voted to throw everyone’s mother into a man-made volcano.”
Bluesky is cool and all, but I’m not sure it’s gonna really take off if it continues to alienate the people that like to have their sports news and analysis sandwiched between uncensored porn and crypto ads.
November 17, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Bluesky is cool and all, but I’m not sure it’s gonna really take off if it continues to alienate the people that like to have their sports news and analysis sandwiched between uncensored porn and crypto ads.