Metroplex
@metroplex.bsky.social
Powerfully Plural | Tantalizingly Trans | Seductively Scizospectral | Alluringly Autistic | Amazingly Alliterative | in our 40s | 18+ follows only plz
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
When Viv mentioned both the "colors" and theme of Season 3, that all came together and made me think of this thing she showed during the pilot era.
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
When Viv mentioned both the "colors" and theme of Season 3, that all came together and made me think of this thing she showed during the pilot era.
This is what I hear every time I see somebody trying to gas up the Trumpist economy
November 13, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is what I hear every time I see somebody trying to gas up the Trumpist economy
My entire TL's message to the Dems right now.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
My entire TL's message to the Dems right now.
Hypno Domme would have been more accurate, but this still gets a passing grade.
November 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hypno Domme would have been more accurate, but this still gets a passing grade.
With Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel in full swing and current events being...what they are, I figured I'd bring back a meme I made that I'm proud of.
This was what I heard when Pam Bondi were calling all the people who demanded real economic data "Pannicans"
This was what I heard when Pam Bondi were calling all the people who demanded real economic data "Pannicans"
November 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
With Season 2 of Hazbin Hotel in full swing and current events being...what they are, I figured I'd bring back a meme I made that I'm proud of.
This was what I heard when Pam Bondi were calling all the people who demanded real economic data "Pannicans"
This was what I heard when Pam Bondi were calling all the people who demanded real economic data "Pannicans"
I go with Clan Starstorm, the found family Star Wars OCs in a RP between us and our wife (the latter of whom drew that). They embrace the totality of the force and are a found family for force revolutionaries 3 generations deep.
October 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I go with Clan Starstorm, the found family Star Wars OCs in a RP between us and our wife (the latter of whom drew that). They embrace the totality of the force and are a found family for force revolutionaries 3 generations deep.
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Jehuty.
Women only want one thing, and it's Jehuty.
October 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.
Women only want one thing, and it's Jehuty.
Women only want one thing, and it's Jehuty.
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
October 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I was married, but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle.
Tired: "I'm gonna cum on your ass."
Wired:
Wired:
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Tired: "I'm gonna cum on your ass."
Wired:
Wired:
Hey @thetechnocracy.bsky.social, does the NWO have me on a list as people who may potentially be Catherine "X-Cel" Blass.
I get the reason why, I obviously fit the profile below (pretty much exactly), but I'm not actually her.
I get the reason why, I obviously fit the profile below (pretty much exactly), but I'm not actually her.
October 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey @thetechnocracy.bsky.social, does the NWO have me on a list as people who may potentially be Catherine "X-Cel" Blass.
I get the reason why, I obviously fit the profile below (pretty much exactly), but I'm not actually her.
I get the reason why, I obviously fit the profile below (pretty much exactly), but I'm not actually her.
What the fuck is this shit, Gumby couldn't come up with this much of a stretch.
You could tell me the real reason is "novelty New Kids on the Block lunch box thought to contain the secret of Immortality" and I'd believe it more then this.
You could tell me the real reason is "novelty New Kids on the Block lunch box thought to contain the secret of Immortality" and I'd believe it more then this.
October 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What the fuck is this shit, Gumby couldn't come up with this much of a stretch.
You could tell me the real reason is "novelty New Kids on the Block lunch box thought to contain the secret of Immortality" and I'd believe it more then this.
You could tell me the real reason is "novelty New Kids on the Block lunch box thought to contain the secret of Immortality" and I'd believe it more then this.
What my body was trying to tell me before we started HRT.
October 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What my body was trying to tell me before we started HRT.
This is a review for the latest re-release of FFT.
Complaining about DEI and other reactionary gamer-bro complaints about FFT of all things is...
Tell me you didn't get the message of FFT without saying you didn't get the message of FFT
Complaining about DEI and other reactionary gamer-bro complaints about FFT of all things is...
Tell me you didn't get the message of FFT without saying you didn't get the message of FFT
October 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
This is a review for the latest re-release of FFT.
Complaining about DEI and other reactionary gamer-bro complaints about FFT of all things is...
Tell me you didn't get the message of FFT without saying you didn't get the message of FFT
Complaining about DEI and other reactionary gamer-bro complaints about FFT of all things is...
Tell me you didn't get the message of FFT without saying you didn't get the message of FFT
What character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
When I saw her, she was everything I wanted to be. She was a critical part of building my female sense of self. She was a woman I both related to and saw as goals. Deeply caring, but also very powerful.
When I saw her, she was everything I wanted to be. She was a critical part of building my female sense of self. She was a woman I both related to and saw as goals. Deeply caring, but also very powerful.
September 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What character permanently altered your brain chemistry?
When I saw her, she was everything I wanted to be. She was a critical part of building my female sense of self. She was a woman I both related to and saw as goals. Deeply caring, but also very powerful.
When I saw her, she was everything I wanted to be. She was a critical part of building my female sense of self. She was a woman I both related to and saw as goals. Deeply caring, but also very powerful.
Every accusation is a confession
September 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Every accusation is a confession
You know, I'd give this more credence if Vance didn't recently make a joke about the people extra-judicially killed off the coast of Venezuela.
September 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
You know, I'd give this more credence if Vance didn't recently make a joke about the people extra-judicially killed off the coast of Venezuela.
A stopped clock is right twice a day, and this is two stopped clocks.
(Yeah, I know "liberal" was a code phrase for the left back then, but that was mostly because the real left was largely suppressed by the time Ronnie got into office)
(Yeah, I know "liberal" was a code phrase for the left back then, but that was mostly because the real left was largely suppressed by the time Ronnie got into office)
September 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
A stopped clock is right twice a day, and this is two stopped clocks.
(Yeah, I know "liberal" was a code phrase for the left back then, but that was mostly because the real left was largely suppressed by the time Ronnie got into office)
(Yeah, I know "liberal" was a code phrase for the left back then, but that was mostly because the real left was largely suppressed by the time Ronnie got into office)
During times like these, I remember a quote from Killer 7 (for its many flaws I LOVE that game).
September 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
During times like these, I remember a quote from Killer 7 (for its many flaws I LOVE that game).
