MetalMax91
@metalmax1991.bsky.social
Writer, ever evolving cook, metal head and nice enough guy. ♐️🐐🤘🏻🎸📝👨🍳
Damn that’s thicc. The ass of my dream wife
November 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Damn that’s thicc. The ass of my dream wife
Somebody give this woman a hug. And lots of affection she needs it
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Somebody give this woman a hug. And lots of affection she needs it
I am unworthy of such an Aphroditian beauty
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I am unworthy of such an Aphroditian beauty
Damn if I had the money I know which of my gals I’d MILF right now my hounddoom babe
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Damn if I had the money I know which of my gals I’d MILF right now my hounddoom babe
Oh what the hell I’ll throw one of my gals in
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Oh what the hell I’ll throw one of my gals in
Thicc= best to breed and love
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Thicc= best to breed and love
I’m fasting for weight loss and so far it’s working?
November 8, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I’m fasting for weight loss and so far it’s working?
That sucks ass man I hope she gets well and she gets bucco compensation big time
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
That sucks ass man I hope she gets well and she gets bucco compensation big time
Fat woman law: an ass that big needs to be spanked 😘😜
November 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Fat woman law: an ass that big needs to be spanked 😘😜
7: Just one word? Shy
November 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
7: Just one word? Shy
The thiccness
a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign and the word perfection below him
ALT: a cartoon of a man giving an ok sign and the word perfection below him
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The thiccness
Gross. Mostly for the inclusion of pickles I am not a fan of pickled or sour things in general so this would be a skip for me
October 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Gross. Mostly for the inclusion of pickles I am not a fan of pickled or sour things in general so this would be a skip for me
Thicc women are the gold standard
October 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Thicc women are the gold standard
Keep drawing this baddie
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Keep drawing this baddie
5: American 100% Californian specifically
October 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
5: American 100% Californian specifically
4: Random things I guess
October 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
4: Random things I guess