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MetalGuard
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Horus Heresy Enjoyer™
Anti-Conservative
Anti-Capitalist
He/Him
Large Queer
Kinda stoked with how this veteran assault sarge came out. Please let this be a legal combo in saturnine P L S
#horusheresy #imperialfists #paintingwarhammer
July 3, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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June 29, 2025 at 5:58 AM
June 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
I’m not saying I called it, but fuck me running I knew Bri was on some shit. Anyways another casual Zoe W
Yknow what? I’ve been sitting on this for a decade because I’m not into punching laterally but I AM FINE with punching far right lunatics.

Just a handful of short weeks before GamerGate started, Briana Wu, who I spoke to 0 times before this, sends me this *wild* ass email. 🧵
June 26, 2025 at 9:39 AM
No more messing around, hobby hiatus is done. Getting back into it with some airbrush basing and we startin on that Imperial Fist shit
June 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I want it to be
June 6, 2025 at 1:40 AM
why yes I'm going to use the whole box for one legion, fym split a box???
#horusheresy #warhammerskulls #warhammercommunity
May 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
what level of irony is this? Like, are we in squared territory or are we into the one to the xth atp?
Like, how the fuck did Spongebob get here?
May 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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Update to the Brian Eno AI message.
May 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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We’re back, baby!
May 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
PLEASE GOD PLEASE LET THIS FUCK UP MARK TO THE BREAKING POINT P L E A S E
Mark, I know you watch my account. I'm gonna say this once:
If you don't delete this straight up made up shit, I'm going to make this a real issue for you. I am not $600k in debt and I know all of your information.
May 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Bro even Nurgle has better grooming habits than Assmold
May 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hey gang, remember to actually install your window wipers instead of crushing the connections and saying “fuck it we ball”
Turns out that’s a great way to fling them into opposite traffic on I-35
#automotiveoopsie #instructionsarefortheweak
May 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I’m fully convinced that Grummz actually died years ago and the online presence is just a shitty ChatGPT program gone rogue
"I'm not saying the delay is because of DEI, but I'm also not saying it's NOT because of DEI." I guarantee you I have people who follow me on here who work for Rockstar or know someone credible at Rockstar that can debunk this fucking nonsense.
May 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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May 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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April 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Who the FUCK outfitted the xenos with lingerie???
February 3, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This looks like a normal conversation ran through the turbo-translator
Two aliens pretending to be human
January 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
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Weird grifter tries to remain relevant. Crashes out.
January 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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January 13, 2025 at 3:37 AM
?????this isn’t a Fortnite screenshot????¿
The hardest thing I've ever seen is a guy in his little costume.
January 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM