Margaret Jordan
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Margaret Jordan
@metajordan.bsky.social
Writer. Kitchen gremlin. An orange cat rules my life.
That’s what I think, too. I definitely shrieked “JUST BECAUSE IT STARTS WHEN THEY’RE 18 DOESN’T MAKE IT YA” into a friend’s texts this morning.
December 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by Margaret Jordan
any time people fail to understand sex as character development i want to hit the restart button on society
December 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I eldest-daughter guilted my parents to get their shingles vaccines, and they bitched and complained and then last week: “So and so’s husband has shingles and he’s miserable, thank you for making us get the vaccine, it sounds awful.”
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I also played the “add a question mark” game and the answer changed completely every time
December 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM