@merpaholic.bsky.social
I tried making cereal but was all out of milk so I used gasoline and now my tumby upset
Be careful with voodoo dolls, you never know when you'll get too carried away....
July 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Be careful with voodoo dolls, you never know when you'll get too carried away....
July 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
June 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
June 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Stole a boner
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Stole a boner
Last night was fun
April 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Last night was fun
Found @smokeyrat.bsky.social, nature took its course
April 13, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Found @smokeyrat.bsky.social, nature took its course
Target acquired
April 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Target acquired
March 30, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Shoulder: fucked.
Back: fucked.
Knees: soon to be fucked.
Brain: somehow still functional.
The last one may have been a lie, still waiting for my team of scientists to figure that one out.
Back: fucked.
Knees: soon to be fucked.
Brain: somehow still functional.
The last one may have been a lie, still waiting for my team of scientists to figure that one out.
February 8, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Shoulder: fucked.
Back: fucked.
Knees: soon to be fucked.
Brain: somehow still functional.
The last one may have been a lie, still waiting for my team of scientists to figure that one out.
Back: fucked.
Knees: soon to be fucked.
Brain: somehow still functional.
The last one may have been a lie, still waiting for my team of scientists to figure that one out.
January 19, 2025 at 2:11 AM
December 2, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I have this orange thing
November 6, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I have this orange thing
He has the pool toy handles now
Oh and he might have let things get a bit out of control...
@bloodoodles.bsky.social
Oh and he might have let things get a bit out of control...
@bloodoodles.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 1:36 PM
He has the pool toy handles now
Oh and he might have let things get a bit out of control...
@bloodoodles.bsky.social
Oh and he might have let things get a bit out of control...
@bloodoodles.bsky.social