Merle.
merlethesquirrel.bsky.social
Merle.
@merlethesquirrel.bsky.social
Science is the way.
Hear me out: it is like they have NO. FUCKING. CLUE. how government operates.
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Maine’s having quite a day with old Sue pearl clutching over the SCOTUS she installed and Angus voting against his constituents for all he’s worth.
October 1, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The AK-47 is mightier than the lord
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Nah, not him. NOT ENOUGH YELLING.
August 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Haven’t they seen A Few Good Men?? Sheesh.
August 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
How to end up divorced, step 1: lie on your dating profile
August 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
What a fantastic way to get a cute pet thread!
August 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Bass?!? Does that still exist?? We can’t get it in the US anymore 😭
August 15, 2025 at 1:19 PM
When I ask my 10th graders if water flows up or downhill 20% say up. So the idea of water flowing from N>S as fact isn’t that wild. It is wrong and we should expect much more intelligence in a president, but that misconception is huge, real, and shamefully common.
August 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
💯🤓. Bravo!!
June 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It is almost like- and hear me out- FelonTrump does not understand the role of federal government.
June 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Squirrelwig McRacistpants. (Not my line)
May 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I won’t go so far as to say she’s okay, but she’s not utterly evil. Perhaps even has a shred of conscience. I’m sure I’ll eat those words in a week.

What a low fucking bar for SCOTUS.
May 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
May 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Your image is not a station model plot, nor a useful key to one. Why???
May 16, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Also, he’s announcing WinRed is a cesspool of fraud without saying it.
April 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Which means someone should be looking into WinRed because it is probably filthy with fraud.
April 25, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Agreed. I learned that lesson when Scalia died…
April 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yeah. I have a set of directions to randomly divide students into 6 groups. For reasons, there are some criteria involved (IEPS, number per goup, etc). It NEVER meets the criteria and always creepy HAL9000 responses. I’m clearly not ready for AI
April 21, 2025 at 1:55 AM