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premature astrology enthusiast
premature astrology enthusiast
BAYBEE GURLL WHATS YOUR NAME LEMME TALK TO YA LEMME BUY U A DRANKK IM T PAINN YOU KNOW MEEE
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
BAYBEE GURLL WHATS YOUR NAME LEMME TALK TO YA LEMME BUY U A DRANKK IM T PAINN YOU KNOW MEEE
haven't been able to get buy u a drank out of my head since it played at the lesbian bar on halloween it's a bop but please enoughhh
November 8, 2025 at 6:01 AM
haven't been able to get buy u a drank out of my head since it played at the lesbian bar on halloween it's a bop but please enoughhh
the way my october is panning out exactly how my month ahead tarot spread said it would...... when in doubt divine it out babes
October 23, 2025 at 12:25 PM
the way my october is panning out exactly how my month ahead tarot spread said it would...... when in doubt divine it out babes
do yall ever notice how some weed strains give you sexy eyes and the other make you look just wack
October 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
do yall ever notice how some weed strains give you sexy eyes and the other make you look just wack
girllllll i just tried to plug my bong in instead of my dynavap heater jshshddjkssjsj
October 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
girllllll i just tried to plug my bong in instead of my dynavap heater jshshddjkssjsj
VENUS ISN'T EVEN MY TIMELORD ANYMORE WHY HAS THIS OPPOSITION BEEN BEATING MY ASS JESUS CHRIST
October 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
VENUS ISN'T EVEN MY TIMELORD ANYMORE WHY HAS THIS OPPOSITION BEEN BEATING MY ASS JESUS CHRIST
not my fellow taurus rising coworker telling me shes finally ready to go on a dating app again (i said id join her once she was and itll be my first time on one lmao) just as the sun waltzes into our 5th houses
August 24, 2025 at 8:13 AM
not my fellow taurus rising coworker telling me shes finally ready to go on a dating app again (i said id join her once she was and itll be my first time on one lmao) just as the sun waltzes into our 5th houses
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Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
August 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hey, as a librarian I have to tell you
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
You don't have to finish a book that doesn't interest you. Life's too short for that. Not your jam? You have my permission to move on to the next book.
this bleached brow mascara turns me into an absolute menace when i have it on the way my whole demeanor changes from terrified loser to INSUFFERABLE CUNT ohhhh boyyyyy
July 27, 2025 at 5:27 AM
this bleached brow mascara turns me into an absolute menace when i have it on the way my whole demeanor changes from terrified loser to INSUFFERABLE CUNT ohhhh boyyyyy
MCR COMING TO BANGKOK MCR COMING TO BANGKOK MCR COMING TO BANGKOK GOD FFBFBBFBFBFBRBNRNENNK
July 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
MCR COMING TO BANGKOK MCR COMING TO BANGKOK MCR COMING TO BANGKOK GOD FFBFBBFBFBFBRBNRNENNK
remembering how i used to be such a pastors kid that when i played civilization and my citizens would ask permission to change religions from christianity to anything else i wouldnt let them <\\3
June 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
remembering how i used to be such a pastors kid that when i played civilization and my citizens would ask permission to change religions from christianity to anything else i wouldnt let them <\\3
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I do not want to gatekeep astrology, in that I want everyone to learn and use it. I want classes, books, and resources to be available to all.
That said. I DO want to gatekeep talking about it and making content about it when people HAVE NOT studied it. Because . . . it’s out of hand.
That said. I DO want to gatekeep talking about it and making content about it when people HAVE NOT studied it. Because . . . it’s out of hand.
June 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I do not want to gatekeep astrology, in that I want everyone to learn and use it. I want classes, books, and resources to be available to all.
That said. I DO want to gatekeep talking about it and making content about it when people HAVE NOT studied it. Because . . . it’s out of hand.
That said. I DO want to gatekeep talking about it and making content about it when people HAVE NOT studied it. Because . . . it’s out of hand.
happy pride i keep getting ads and reels for local lesbian mixers and parties like im not down bad for the straightest cissest male mechanic rn
June 10, 2025 at 11:22 AM
happy pride i keep getting ads and reels for local lesbian mixers and parties like im not down bad for the straightest cissest male mechanic rn
some days at work u just pick up the phone and a stranger casually tells you they just did a fuck ton of cocaine
June 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
some days at work u just pick up the phone and a stranger casually tells you they just did a fuck ton of cocaine
so venus enters my 1h during my 1h profection year, venus hour hits today and im SUDDENLY ALONE IN AN ELEVATOR WITH MY WORK CRUSH AND WE IMMEDIATELY BOTH BECOME VISIBLY NERVOUS AND JITTERY AND STAY THAT WAY THE ENTIRE RIDE WHY DIDNT I TALK TO HIM WHY DIDNT I TALK TO HIM I SHOULDVE GOTTEN HIS NAMEEEE
June 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
so venus enters my 1h during my 1h profection year, venus hour hits today and im SUDDENLY ALONE IN AN ELEVATOR WITH MY WORK CRUSH AND WE IMMEDIATELY BOTH BECOME VISIBLY NERVOUS AND JITTERY AND STAY THAT WAY THE ENTIRE RIDE WHY DIDNT I TALK TO HIM WHY DIDNT I TALK TO HIM I SHOULDVE GOTTEN HIS NAMEEEE
dang you cant give your houseplants bong water?
June 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
dang you cant give your houseplants bong water?
ok seriously as someone who spent 90% of their adolescence NOT CUTE and still carries an ugly amount of that insecurity and awkwardness into adulthood despite now being, if i may toot my own horn, pretty fucking CUTE, i need to know
May 25, 2025 at 9:27 AM
ok seriously as someone who spent 90% of their adolescence NOT CUTE and still carries an ugly amount of that insecurity and awkwardness into adulthood despite now being, if i may toot my own horn, pretty fucking CUTE, i need to know
ive just come up with an absolutely SICK new tattoo idea and i am fucking OBSESSED like i Need™ to get this done after the one im currently inquiring about omfgggg how has this never crossed my mind before
May 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ive just come up with an absolutely SICK new tattoo idea and i am fucking OBSESSED like i Need™ to get this done after the one im currently inquiring about omfgggg how has this never crossed my mind before
the way i went from sort of knowing i was gonna win that giveaway to actually winning that giveaway then worrying i might not like how the flash piece would look on me but getting it anyway and then fucking LOVING IT
May 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
the way i went from sort of knowing i was gonna win that giveaway to actually winning that giveaway then worrying i might not like how the flash piece would look on me but getting it anyway and then fucking LOVING IT
much has happened in the last 24ish hours but if theres anything i can post abt i think accidentally flashed someone in the parking lot while removing my makeshift nipple tape i thought id put my shirt back down but a tit may have been left out in the open for a few seconds before i noticed 😞😞😞😞
April 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
much has happened in the last 24ish hours but if theres anything i can post abt i think accidentally flashed someone in the parking lot while removing my makeshift nipple tape i thought id put my shirt back down but a tit may have been left out in the open for a few seconds before i noticed 😞😞😞😞
bitch why are these chairs made for fucking caucasians i am SINKING
April 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM
bitch why are these chairs made for fucking caucasians i am SINKING
i'm so sick of this babes
April 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
i'm so sick of this babes
sometimes its like i can totes get some chores done after i let myself cry but then u cry urself dizzy and can barely move lolz
April 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
sometimes its like i can totes get some chores done after i let myself cry but then u cry urself dizzy and can barely move lolz
getting an air fryer and a blender better change my damn life bc a bitch desperately needs to start cooking more often. like so much more often.
April 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
getting an air fryer and a blender better change my damn life bc a bitch desperately needs to start cooking more often. like so much more often.
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what people think astrology is: "your career is heating up this week!"
what astrology actually is: "on a moon-mars conjunction in cancer, sign of the boob, I found an actual splinter in my nipple and it was mildly upsetting"
what astrology actually is: "on a moon-mars conjunction in cancer, sign of the boob, I found an actual splinter in my nipple and it was mildly upsetting"
April 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
what people think astrology is: "your career is heating up this week!"
what astrology actually is: "on a moon-mars conjunction in cancer, sign of the boob, I found an actual splinter in my nipple and it was mildly upsetting"
what astrology actually is: "on a moon-mars conjunction in cancer, sign of the boob, I found an actual splinter in my nipple and it was mildly upsetting"