jonnie
@mercurykissed.bsky.social
a beautiful and unknowable wizard 🦉
Mamdani being elected on the day dick cheney died is so funny
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Mamdani being elected on the day dick cheney died is so funny
every song in kpop demon hunters sounds like Brush Your Teeth by elmo
September 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
every song in kpop demon hunters sounds like Brush Your Teeth by elmo
lib men that go on tiktok live to argue with conservatives are not doing it out of moral obligation. they’re doing it for their own egos
September 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
lib men that go on tiktok live to argue with conservatives are not doing it out of moral obligation. they’re doing it for their own egos
LMAOOOOO NOT CHARLIE KIRK
September 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
LMAOOOOO NOT CHARLIE KIRK
had a sex dream about dennis reynolds last night..ama
August 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
had a sex dream about dennis reynolds last night..ama
cried at work today in front of a a bunch of toddlers. how’s your retrograde going?
July 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
cried at work today in front of a a bunch of toddlers. how’s your retrograde going?
hey anyone else reopening old wounds on purpose this week
July 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
hey anyone else reopening old wounds on purpose this week
it’s so funny that the thing that’s going to tear maga apart is epstein. trump calling his own base “weaklings” is such a bad move bc those freaks absolutely will do January 6th: Part II
July 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
it’s so funny that the thing that’s going to tear maga apart is epstein. trump calling his own base “weaklings” is such a bad move bc those freaks absolutely will do January 6th: Part II
the world is fucked but at least i can still bake cookies and have long phone conversations with my little brother
July 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
the world is fucked but at least i can still bake cookies and have long phone conversations with my little brother
just saw a girl with a tramp stamp that said “time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me” ….me ass
July 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
just saw a girl with a tramp stamp that said “time cast a spell on you but you won’t forget me” ….me ass
every day i wake up and check the news and hear bo burnham singing “the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all” in the back of my head
June 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
every day i wake up and check the news and hear bo burnham singing “the quiet comprehending of the ending of it all” in the back of my head
every single boy who made me feel ugly in high school is now a single dad with a patchy beard and a nicotine addiction and that’s really heartwarming for me
June 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
every single boy who made me feel ugly in high school is now a single dad with a patchy beard and a nicotine addiction and that’s really heartwarming for me
i should never say i’m not attracted to a boy bc i will inevitably have a dream about him that ignites something in me
June 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i should never say i’m not attracted to a boy bc i will inevitably have a dream about him that ignites something in me
every white witch on tiktok is mad annoying like yall are so corny shut up
June 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
every white witch on tiktok is mad annoying like yall are so corny shut up
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hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
June 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
hey panera can we have the lemonade that kills us again
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i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe
June 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
i dont get involved in politics, im not interested in news, but ill gladly let an IDF guy glue my dick hole shut if it'll help him feel safe
really fucking dope that isreal gets to blow up the entire fucking planet all the while claiming to be the victim!!! and the fucking idiot in charge of negotiating peace can’t tie his own fucking shoes let alone negotiate!!!!! love it here !!!!!!
June 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
really fucking dope that isreal gets to blow up the entire fucking planet all the while claiming to be the victim!!! and the fucking idiot in charge of negotiating peace can’t tie his own fucking shoes let alone negotiate!!!!! love it here !!!!!!
itching to start a fight with my mom’s family again someone stop me
June 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
itching to start a fight with my mom’s family again someone stop me
just realized that nothing is stopping me from saying chocolate chip cookies are my favorite food
June 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
just realized that nothing is stopping me from saying chocolate chip cookies are my favorite food
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not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
June 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates
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If you people start rehabilitating Gavin Newsom over this I will speak the seven secret names of God and end the world
June 9, 2025 at 6:12 AM
If you people start rehabilitating Gavin Newsom over this I will speak the seven secret names of God and end the world
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Remember this iconic photo from Ferguson? This is Edward Crawford, throwing back a tear gas canister to protect some nearby kids.
Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.
Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.
June 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Remember this iconic photo from Ferguson? This is Edward Crawford, throwing back a tear gas canister to protect some nearby kids.
Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.
Like many identified Ferguson protesters and organizers, he was "found dead" a couple years later and neither the cops nor the media will ever investigate.
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🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨
Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas:
5th and Washington Ave
7th and Snyder Ave
5th and McKean/Wolf
Chinatown
Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.
Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas:
5th and Washington Ave
7th and Snyder Ave
5th and McKean/Wolf
Chinatown
Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.
June 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨
Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas:
5th and Washington Ave
7th and Snyder Ave
5th and McKean/Wolf
Chinatown
Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.
Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas:
5th and Washington Ave
7th and Snyder Ave
5th and McKean/Wolf
Chinatown
Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.
help i’m mad at my gf over something really stupid but i can’t stop being mad about it there’s literally steam coming out of my ears
June 7, 2025 at 4:47 AM
help i’m mad at my gf over something really stupid but i can’t stop being mad about it there’s literally steam coming out of my ears
why are you discussing your sex life with your coworkers!!!!! weirdo!!!!
June 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
why are you discussing your sex life with your coworkers!!!!! weirdo!!!!