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mercthemouth23.bsky.social
Deadpool
@mercthemouth23.bsky.social
Your 4th wall breaking marvel anti-hero extraordinaire has arrived in a new universe with chimichangas and countless surprises. Maximum Effort. Also MDNI. And I am down for some MVRP.
Wise cracking merc. Both hero and Anti-Hero.
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A military branch with stuff from other universes added to their weapons and vehicles. Think of it like SHIELD 2.0. Or whatever universe that is highly evolved. But no robots. Don’t want that around.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
-looks at the text from someone in the reapers- hmmm very suspicious text from the reapers.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
-pulls out numerous kinds of medicine out of knowhere from pain meds, aspirin, morphine, bandages, the other version of him as a blood donator, etc.- these’ll do perfectly for you. -gets a message on his phone- ooh I wonder who’ll be texting me. -looks at his phone-
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Buuuut that won’t distract me from being your bodyguard.
December 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You like what you see? Cuz that’s what happens when a mercenary who had it good got cancer. Then got into the Weapon X program with a special blood in me triggering my awesome healing factor but looking like a meatloaf who was in the oven gone wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Unless they want what I got. -shows her messed up his body is-
December 3, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Not really, I do have a healing factor though. Just here to protect ya from the bad guys. Someone send me a contract to defend you with my varied life.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
-shows up- heh hey! How’s it goin doc?
December 2, 2025 at 10:21 PM