Deadpool
@mercthemouth23.bsky.social
Your 4th wall breaking marvel anti-hero extraordinaire has arrived in a new universe with chimichangas and countless surprises. Maximum Effort. Also MDNI. And I am down for some MVRP.
I wonder who is better… a bunch of demons with their ideas like Hazbin Hotels and imps killing people. Or muscular brawn than brain psychotic soldiers killing aliens looking for the Space King.
December 9, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I wonder who is better… a bunch of demons with their ideas like Hazbin Hotels and imps killing people. Or muscular brawn than brain psychotic soldiers killing aliens looking for the Space King.
A video is made for a certain someone. But I won’t be posting it. Your new anchor beings here will do it.
December 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
A video is made for a certain someone. But I won’t be posting it. Your new anchor beings here will do it.
I’m getting more hellverse characters by the minute. I wonder if they are a fan of my work offing baddies for money like that imp company from hell.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I’m getting more hellverse characters by the minute. I wonder if they are a fan of my work offing baddies for money like that imp company from hell.
Ok, heard the news that the shitfucks down the street is now goin chilling with Netflix. Pretty much the stuff from cartoons to regular shows are joining. Now I wonder how The DC universe will fit in that. Maybe some continuation of a certain show. Who knows.
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ok, heard the news that the shitfucks down the street is now goin chilling with Netflix. Pretty much the stuff from cartoons to regular shows are joining. Now I wonder how The DC universe will fit in that. Maybe some continuation of a certain show. Who knows.
Well, only 9 days left till a Nerdy 30 arrives. I wonder what’ll be a good song to fit it? I’m thinking the song from Jedi. Either Yub Nub or the one from 1997-2004 and so.
December 3, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Well, only 9 days left till a Nerdy 30 arrives. I wonder what’ll be a good song to fit it? I’m thinking the song from Jedi. Either Yub Nub or the one from 1997-2004 and so.
A military branch with stuff from other universes added to their weapons and vehicles. Think of it like SHIELD 2.0. Or whatever universe that is highly evolved. But no robots. Don’t want that around.
December 3, 2025 at 4:49 AM
A military branch with stuff from other universes added to their weapons and vehicles. Think of it like SHIELD 2.0. Or whatever universe that is highly evolved. But no robots. Don’t want that around.
-looks at the text from someone in the reapers- hmmm very suspicious text from the reapers.
December 3, 2025 at 3:21 AM
-looks at the text from someone in the reapers- hmmm very suspicious text from the reapers.
-pulls out numerous kinds of medicine out of knowhere from pain meds, aspirin, morphine, bandages, the other version of him as a blood donator, etc.- these’ll do perfectly for you. -gets a message on his phone- ooh I wonder who’ll be texting me. -looks at his phone-
December 3, 2025 at 3:12 AM
-pulls out numerous kinds of medicine out of knowhere from pain meds, aspirin, morphine, bandages, the other version of him as a blood donator, etc.- these’ll do perfectly for you. -gets a message on his phone- ooh I wonder who’ll be texting me. -looks at his phone-
Not really, I do have a healing factor though. Just here to protect ya from the bad guys. Someone send me a contract to defend you with my varied life.
December 2, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Not really, I do have a healing factor though. Just here to protect ya from the bad guys. Someone send me a contract to defend you with my varied life.
-kept looking around and sees the chest- ooh, there it is. -walks to the chest and opens it- awe, no hellish guns?! No heavenly swords? Just 400 Hellaverse dollars and the jingle from I.M.P. I wonder if it’s the classic version or the rock version.
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
-kept looking around and sees the chest- ooh, there it is. -walks to the chest and opens it- awe, no hellish guns?! No heavenly swords? Just 400 Hellaverse dollars and the jingle from I.M.P. I wonder if it’s the classic version or the rock version.
-made it into hell as his other arm was growing back and takes the cuffs off-
Can’t believe I’m in hell again. And I thought Magiks portals to hell are cool.
Can’t believe I’m in hell again. And I thought Magiks portals to hell are cool.
November 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
-made it into hell as his other arm was growing back and takes the cuffs off-
Can’t believe I’m in hell again. And I thought Magiks portals to hell are cool.
Can’t believe I’m in hell again. And I thought Magiks portals to hell are cool.
Guess the nice guy routine went south. Time to go commando. -tackles bltz and starts going after the chest-
November 28, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Guess the nice guy routine went south. Time to go commando. -tackles bltz and starts going after the chest-
How about we split the chest. So that I won’t give you the smoke and I won’t visit hell again until I come back from it.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
How about we split the chest. So that I won’t give you the smoke and I won’t visit hell again until I come back from it.
Not sure if it’s the right thing to do but… -points his pistol at Blitzø- I’m here for the chest then have it being in the hands of some MIB wannabes, mercenaries, and IMP. Even with the imp who has a hellhound daughter.
November 28, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not sure if it’s the right thing to do but… -points his pistol at Blitzø- I’m here for the chest then have it being in the hands of some MIB wannabes, mercenaries, and IMP. Even with the imp who has a hellhound daughter.
I wonder if white as snow in black leather knows about her demonic appearance. And stealing my bffs heart.
November 28, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I wonder if white as snow in black leather knows about her demonic appearance. And stealing my bffs heart.
When they ask me to do more interactions with other universes besides OCs.
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
When they ask me to do more interactions with other universes besides OCs.
If this was a proposal, I’m not sure how strong you are to wield the infinity stones. Or mess with one of them. But I’m not sure how my daughter will take me being with the bat with thieving style looks.
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If this was a proposal, I’m not sure how strong you are to wield the infinity stones. Or mess with one of them. But I’m not sure how my daughter will take me being with the bat with thieving style looks.
-looks at the imps boss-
You’re here for the same job?
You’re here for the same job?
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
-looks at the imps boss-
You’re here for the same job?
You’re here for the same job?
So basically using Mando’s kid to wipe out anyone in your path.
-looks at the viewers-
Writer hasn’t seen that first step movie but knows what Franklin is capable of thinks to that mobile game I’m in. That turned based game bt dubs.
-looks at the viewers-
Writer hasn’t seen that first step movie but knows what Franklin is capable of thinks to that mobile game I’m in. That turned based game bt dubs.
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So basically using Mando’s kid to wipe out anyone in your path.
-looks at the viewers-
Writer hasn’t seen that first step movie but knows what Franklin is capable of thinks to that mobile game I’m in. That turned based game bt dubs.
-looks at the viewers-
Writer hasn’t seen that first step movie but knows what Franklin is capable of thinks to that mobile game I’m in. That turned based game bt dubs.
-guns down tons of mercenaries with his pistols and a few rando DHORK agents-
Now that those guys are out of the way, I wonder why they came here -looks at the strange chest- ooohhh that’s a mystery chest.
Now that those guys are out of the way, I wonder why they came here -looks at the strange chest- ooohhh that’s a mystery chest.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
-guns down tons of mercenaries with his pistols and a few rando DHORK agents-
Now that those guys are out of the way, I wonder why they came here -looks at the strange chest- ooohhh that’s a mystery chest.
Now that those guys are out of the way, I wonder why they came here -looks at the strange chest- ooohhh that’s a mystery chest.
Alright, “Iron Man”. You have tons of shoes to fill with every hero and villain vibe creating weapons and gadgets to counter anyone.
November 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Alright, “Iron Man”. You have tons of shoes to fill with every hero and villain vibe creating weapons and gadgets to counter anyone.
Yeah, I couldn’t die. Even though one time he ask me to get that mambo bamboo lachoo from hydra but that backfired.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yeah, I couldn’t die. Even though one time he ask me to get that mambo bamboo lachoo from hydra but that backfired.
And I did manage to steal this. -pulls out the infinity gauntlet with all the stones in them- I even humiliated the purple prune by turning him into a raisin.
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
And I did manage to steal this. -pulls out the infinity gauntlet with all the stones in them- I even humiliated the purple prune by turning him into a raisin.
Didn’t you try to take over the multiverse and got beaten Strange’s dimensional nemesis who keeps killing him over and over. All for bargaining.
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Didn’t you try to take over the multiverse and got beaten Strange’s dimensional nemesis who keeps killing him over and over. All for bargaining.
How about this… -pulls out the continuity gem- let’s say I can rewrite certain things in any conceivable universe.
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 PM
How about this… -pulls out the continuity gem- let’s say I can rewrite certain things in any conceivable universe.