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Meni San
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Fancy Shite Ale Merchant
Dog did a cock-shaped shit yesterday. Then was greeted by this on my windscreen this morning. Not sure what the universe is trying to tell me...
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Next door have put their tree up
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I would like to publicly state for the record that I have NOT, now or ever, joined The Kaiser Chiefs
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
I have been the victim of a DDoS (Distributed Delivery of Slander) attack orchestrated by the rogue state of Ron Mexico. I have instructed my lawyers. See you in the Hague, Ron
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Inside the plight of Blackburn Rovers: this is a call for football to do better | Rachel Dugdale
Inside the plight of Blackburn Rovers: this is a call for football to do better | Rachel Dugdale
Decision to follow Reading in self-relegation came as a gut-punch – it’s time for proper investment and care in the sport
www.theguardian.com
June 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Pissbag imminent
This was today… Sotally tober… NYT clearly way off base…
May 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
@digitallysquat.bsky.social Finally made it over
May 30, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Alright mate x
May 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Swedish Lonely Island banter lads #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This would have gone down well in Blackburn nightclubs in the late 90s #denmark #eurovisiom
May 17, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Normalise telling people their 'concerns' are not, in fact, 'legitimate'.
May 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Clitheroe Beer Festival this weekend if you're out and about in the Ribble Valley - well worth checking out 👍
@meni.bsky.social @petebrownbeer.bsky.social @emmainch.bsky.social @katiematherkm.bsky.social
@jonnygarrett.bsky.social
Sorry for the intrusion guys, but if you could give our little market town beer festival that's happening this weekend a shout out to your followers, we'd be extremely grateful
May 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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"Keir Starmer to cap immigration at 0, blow up the arrivals terminals at all major UK airports and order the Royal Navy to shoot approaching vessels on sight - but in greatest Brexit betrayal yet, still refuses to allow us to hunt people with foreign vibes for sport! Only Farage can save us."
May 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
This is the vibe I bring to the party
April 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Not sure who the Bad Sex Dangers are in your life? Simply ask friends and family what they think about the Brand New tour announcement 👍
April 1, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just sat here waiting for the nurse to mispronounce my name like always
March 12, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Me irl searching for the least soiled chair at the doctor's
a screenshot of a video game with 1759 and 009 on the screen
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with 1759 and 009 on the screen
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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March 8, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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Finally, social media that's billionaire-proof. ⚡

Bluesky's first IRL ads spotted in @boston.gov @mbta.com.
March 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Whoever smelt it, dealt it
February 28, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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“stay out of the black and in the red - nothing in this game for two in a bed”
February 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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“Give it some minge”
February 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Saw a man with the worst teeth I've ever seen in my life earlier
February 27, 2025 at 7:13 PM
GP surgery has just text saying I qualify for a 'free NHS health check' - they should just be honest, 'you're 40 now, it's time for the finger up your arse'
February 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
@nicolasillybum.bsky.social Unclear as to whether this band are mocking us or not
February 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM