Hawk Tuah'Dib
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true doom mortar headd | idle vapourings of a mind diseased | they/them
smells are like books for cats
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
smells are like books for cats
I am not joking that last week's dungeon in the game I gm featured a miniature phallic tintinnabulum as the means to bypass a deadly trap
Part 209 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg dnd
Miniature phallus pendant made of jet found at Vindolanda. Great Britain, Roman period, 4th century AD.
Miniature phallus pendant made of jet found at Vindolanda. Great Britain, Roman period, 4th century AD.
November 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I am not joking that last week's dungeon in the game I gm featured a miniature phallic tintinnabulum as the means to bypass a deadly trap
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One theme in conspiracy theories is that they invent malevolent competence to explain how the world works, because the amount of chaos and stupidity behind how things really work is just depressing.
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
One theme in conspiracy theories is that they invent malevolent competence to explain how the world works, because the amount of chaos and stupidity behind how things really work is just depressing.
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Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).
I hate this.
I hate this.
Acquaintance grabbed these screencaps. Idk if it's getting purged.
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
"Second stage is people rejecting conspiracy discourse" is genuinely hilarious, I gotta teach em a little about Yakub and maybe they'll change their tune
November 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Well, fuck. Revoking any and all Peripeteia recommendations (and I wish I could un-back it on Kickstarter) based on the very thinly veiled transphobia from the dev (the first one in the screenshots here).
I hate this.
I hate this.
functioning toilets
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
functioning toilets
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Pluribus and Common Side Effects are beautiful, stunning TV made with intelligence, humanity, and incredible skill and the entire underlying premise is like something made up by a "freethinker" conspiracy dipshit who lives off of a biblical numerology based protein powder from Etsy called "TrueFood"
First two episodes of Pluribus were very enjoyable but I can't stop chortling to myself after realizing that the premise can be presented as "chemtrails spread the woke mind virus and one blonde white woman has a problem with that"
November 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Pluribus and Common Side Effects are beautiful, stunning TV made with intelligence, humanity, and incredible skill and the entire underlying premise is like something made up by a "freethinker" conspiracy dipshit who lives off of a biblical numerology based protein powder from Etsy called "TrueFood"
First two episodes of Pluribus were very enjoyable but I can't stop chortling to myself after realizing that the premise can be presented as "chemtrails spread the woke mind virus and one blonde white woman has a problem with that"
November 9, 2025 at 8:57 AM
First two episodes of Pluribus were very enjoyable but I can't stop chortling to myself after realizing that the premise can be presented as "chemtrails spread the woke mind virus and one blonde white woman has a problem with that"
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Presenting for the first time ever, a 16GB completely lossless VHS rip of 1986 Anime California Crisis, Timed & subtitled from my hacked VCR.
archive.org/details/lone...
archive.org/details/lone...
August 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Presenting for the first time ever, a 16GB completely lossless VHS rip of 1986 Anime California Crisis, Timed & subtitled from my hacked VCR.
archive.org/details/lone...
archive.org/details/lone...
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thinking about gene wolfe's coworker being driven mad by potato chips again
November 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
thinking about gene wolfe's coworker being driven mad by potato chips again
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Borders are evil and freedom of movement is a tremendous good. Sorry Bernie Sanders but you can get fucked. x
October 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Borders are evil and freedom of movement is a tremendous good. Sorry Bernie Sanders but you can get fucked. x
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Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
Walker is a great anticolonialist satire of the freebooter William Walker, soundtrack by Joe Strummer and directed by Alex Cox (of Repo Man fame)
I actually am sort of in the mood for some epic westerns
got any suggestions?
got any suggestions?
October 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Walker is a great anticolonialist satire of the freebooter William Walker, soundtrack by Joe Strummer and directed by Alex Cox (of Repo Man fame)
waiting till pumpkins get big enough to live in
October 23, 2025 at 11:44 PM
waiting till pumpkins get big enough to live in
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Today's Classic Cover of the day is the 1985 edition of Gene Wolfe's A Devil in a Forest, illustrated by Bruce Pennington
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Today's Classic Cover of the day is the 1985 edition of Gene Wolfe's A Devil in a Forest, illustrated by Bruce Pennington
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A left wing politics that is oriented around your rights and identity as an individual consumer instead of your responsibilities as a member of a social or political community is basically a left aesthetic pasted onto an internalized neoliberal ontology.
Spin this out a bit?
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A left wing politics that is oriented around your rights and identity as an individual consumer instead of your responsibilities as a member of a social or political community is basically a left aesthetic pasted onto an internalized neoliberal ontology.
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Actual socialism is when 9-9-6 work culture embraced among tech startups in the west.
October 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Actual socialism is when 9-9-6 work culture embraced among tech startups in the west.
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
if you use the story of an american politician having a nazi tattoo to smear all ukrainians out of the blue, you're as fascist as that politician
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
if you use the story of an american politician having a nazi tattoo to smear all ukrainians out of the blue, you're as fascist as that politician
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i think if someone has nazi tattoos, even if you fully trust they are not a white supremacist or nazi or have moved away from those ideas, you don’t need to defend them or twist yourself into knots advocating for them.
they’re the one with the nazi tats. they are advocating for themselves.
they’re the one with the nazi tats. they are advocating for themselves.
October 22, 2025 at 6:29 PM
i think if someone has nazi tattoos, even if you fully trust they are not a white supremacist or nazi or have moved away from those ideas, you don’t need to defend them or twist yourself into knots advocating for them.
they’re the one with the nazi tats. they are advocating for themselves.
they’re the one with the nazi tats. they are advocating for themselves.
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BREAKING: The Democratic Party to be split into two organizations: "Communism Two" will handle actual legislation and as consolation "The Good Manners Gang" will serve as a makework program for friends and family of the wealthy until their assets can be seized by the state.
October 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
BREAKING: The Democratic Party to be split into two organizations: "Communism Two" will handle actual legislation and as consolation "The Good Manners Gang" will serve as a makework program for friends and family of the wealthy until their assets can be seized by the state.
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The populist Left, being self-hating bougie types, can't get enough of those Manly Working Class Vibes from someone just as bougie
Part of what fascinates me is that his dad was a lawyer and his grandfather was a modernist architect with a wikipedia page. It’s interesting how he was so quickly coded as working class and Zohran as a privileged cosmopolitan.
October 21, 2025 at 7:28 PM
The populist Left, being self-hating bougie types, can't get enough of those Manly Working Class Vibes from someone just as bougie
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groyperhaus
Not sure I get Trump's new vision for the White House
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
groyperhaus
Platner is simply the latest winner of the "american leftists fell for it again" Jackson Hinkle award.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Platner is simply the latest winner of the "american leftists fell for it again" Jackson Hinkle award.