Melanie Burger
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Melanie Burger
@melsie.bsky.social
Obsessed with pets, food, books, travel, and Peloton. Proud member of #BillsMafia. 40-something nursing student. Friend of the library. Mostly stable.
FINALLY!!!!!
September 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Fun fact #2: it was *so* tasty!!
June 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
June 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
You've just changed my life, friend!
June 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Wait... Is this really a thing?? If not it should be!
June 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This is the one we ended up with: biobidet.com/collections/...

My husband is a research junkie so he did all the work on that end, but we are both extremely happy with the choice!
Discovery DLS Bidet Seat
Discover the self-cleaning bidet seat that boasts unlimited warm water, a night light, UV sterilization, and a host of other neat features your family will love.
biobidet.com
June 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My husband and I installed bidets on both of our toilets during lockdown and I will never go back! Now I can never bring myself to poop away from home though.
June 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I've been informed that my typing is disruptive. #cats
June 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Broken link
May 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Book Nook in Portsmouth, NH is great! Women-owned and just starting out! portsmouthbooknook.com
portsmouthbooknook.com
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We are not a yes but we are not yet a no.
April 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I saw him in Portsmouth a few days ago and damn near died laughing. Such a great show!
March 22, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Honeycrisp is my go-to.
March 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
It's giving Dark Crystal Mystic vibes for me
March 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
It was an absolute joy seeing you on boat this year! The Supergirl riffing was one of my highlights. Thanks for all the belly laughs!
March 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM