Melanie Burger
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Melanie Burger
@melsie.bsky.social
Obsessed with pets, food, books, travel, and Peloton. Proud member of #BillsMafia. 40-something nursing student. Friend of the library. Mostly stable.
I can't believe I'm making a post about dishwasher tablets, BUT LOOK AT HOW CLEAN MY COFFEE CUP IS!! And how clean it absolutely was not before! My husband ordered these from good.store and I am obsessed. #NotAnAd
July 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
That's not how beds work, Phoebe.

#dogs #dogsofbluesky
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I've been informed that my typing is disruptive. #cats
June 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Simon believes osmosis is the best method of learning anything. Here he is demonstrating by lying on my notes. At this rate, he'll be a nurse long before I will! #CatsofBluesky #Cats
June 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This good buddy loves watching his stories.
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I think my dog is broken.
April 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
It's giving Dark Crystal Mystic vibes for me
March 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Our vet found crystals in my cat's urine before we left for #JoCoCruise the week before last. He was straining in the box last week so our sitter brought him back in. Luckily it was not crystals that time but $600 worth of backed up poop! What's a gift that says "thanks for getting my cat an enema?"
March 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Our napping game has been very strong today
February 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Simon has decided he is above the law. #cats
February 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
We've gotten about a half a Phoebe of snow so far in NH and it's still coming down.
February 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Dexter and Simon are wishing Watson a joyful belated #caturday. But honestly, when you're a cat, every day is caturday.
February 9, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Well this is a relief! #BillsMafia
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My husband and I know Simon is ours because he doesn't go anywhere without his emotional support pizza. #catsofbluesky
January 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
This sweet pup turns 14 today! #DogsofBluesky #dogs
January 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Indian takeaway, a bottle of good bubbly, and The Lord of the Rings. Our perfect new year's eve is officially underway!
January 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Saw this on the book of faces and was pretty tickled. #billsmafia
December 30, 2024 at 2:55 AM
He's getting so much closer!! #catsofbluesky #makefetchhappen
December 29, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I drove to Buffalo from NH last week to be at last week's game and froze my tail off. Today it looks beautiful out there. I can't believe the difference a week makes!
December 29, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Finally finished my #JoCoCruise puzzle after entirely too long. This is ridiculously satisfying. #TractorTractorTractor!
December 29, 2024 at 2:11 PM
I will never stop trying to make fetch happen. #catsofbluesky
December 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Merry Christmas (catmas)!!
December 25, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Made it to mecca and OMG these seats! #GoBills
December 22, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Welp, there go my plans for the day.
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I can't tell if she's called them here for a meeting of their cult (of which she is the leader, obvi) or if they've surprised her with an intervention of some sort.
December 17, 2024 at 2:57 PM