Melanie Burger
@melsie.bsky.social
Obsessed with pets, food, books, travel, and Peloton. Proud member of #BillsMafia. 40-something nursing student. Friend of the library. Mostly stable.
I can't believe I'm making a post about dishwasher tablets, BUT LOOK AT HOW CLEAN MY COFFEE CUP IS!! And how clean it absolutely was not before! My husband ordered these from good.store and I am obsessed. #NotAnAd
July 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I can't believe I'm making a post about dishwasher tablets, BUT LOOK AT HOW CLEAN MY COFFEE CUP IS!! And how clean it absolutely was not before! My husband ordered these from good.store and I am obsessed. #NotAnAd
June 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Simon believes osmosis is the best method of learning anything. Here he is demonstrating by lying on my notes. At this rate, he'll be a nurse long before I will! #CatsofBluesky #Cats
June 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Simon believes osmosis is the best method of learning anything. Here he is demonstrating by lying on my notes. At this rate, he'll be a nurse long before I will! #CatsofBluesky #Cats
I just finished Winterset Hollow by @thisone0verhere.bsky.social and spent the first half thinking it was the most adorable thing I have ever read and the second half thinking WHAT THE ACTUAL F@$& IS HAPPENING?!
5 out of 5 stars. Loved every mind-bending and terrifying second.
#booksky #mustread
5 out of 5 stars. Loved every mind-bending and terrifying second.
#booksky #mustread
May 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I just finished Winterset Hollow by @thisone0verhere.bsky.social and spent the first half thinking it was the most adorable thing I have ever read and the second half thinking WHAT THE ACTUAL F@$& IS HAPPENING?!
5 out of 5 stars. Loved every mind-bending and terrifying second.
#booksky #mustread
5 out of 5 stars. Loved every mind-bending and terrifying second.
#booksky #mustread
Eminem's Lose Yourself made up of random tv and movie clips. I'm obsessed. youtu.be/xYtaBfwpg_k?...
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May 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Eminem's Lose Yourself made up of random tv and movie clips. I'm obsessed. youtu.be/xYtaBfwpg_k?...
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I like to rewatch my emotional support clip of Paul Rudd's lip sync to Don't Stop Me Now. Even after at least two dozen watches, it's still the best thing I've ever seen.
Paul Rudd lip syncing "Don't Stop Me Now" and Robert Downey Jr dancing to "Jump"
YouTube video by Jane's Joys
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May 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Whenever I'm having a bad day, I like to rewatch my emotional support clip of Paul Rudd's lip sync to Don't Stop Me Now. Even after at least two dozen watches, it's still the best thing I've ever seen.
This good buddy loves watching his stories.
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This good buddy loves watching his stories.
I think my dog is broken.
April 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I think my dog is broken.
Our vet found crystals in my cat's urine before we left for #JoCoCruise the week before last. He was straining in the box last week so our sitter brought him back in. Luckily it was not crystals that time but $600 worth of backed up poop! What's a gift that says "thanks for getting my cat an enema?"
March 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Our vet found crystals in my cat's urine before we left for #JoCoCruise the week before last. He was straining in the box last week so our sitter brought him back in. Luckily it was not crystals that time but $600 worth of backed up poop! What's a gift that says "thanks for getting my cat an enema?"
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
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1, 2, Buckle my shoe. 3, 4, Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in shoes with buckles.
February 16, 2025 at 2:34 PM
1, 2, Buckle my shoe. 3, 4, Wonder what the fuck I'm doing in shoes with buckles.
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Our napping game has been very strong today
February 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Our napping game has been very strong today
Who knew this homage to Carl the janitor was what my morning was missing. A very touching remembering of the character we probably thought about the least.
Don’t you forget about Carl: An homage to the janitor in "The Breakfast Club"
The eyes and ears of Shermer High held a hopeful perspective on adulthood that we can still pull lessons from today.
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February 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Who knew this homage to Carl the janitor was what my morning was missing. A very touching remembering of the character we probably thought about the least.
We've gotten about a half a Phoebe of snow so far in NH and it's still coming down.
February 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
We've gotten about a half a Phoebe of snow so far in NH and it's still coming down.
I don't want to be all man-flu or anything, but I've been in bed with a fever for 5 full days now and I'm really and truly over it. I just need to whine about it! 😭
January 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I don't want to be all man-flu or anything, but I've been in bed with a fever for 5 full days now and I'm really and truly over it. I just need to whine about it! 😭
It hurts because we got this close, but this was always supposed to be a rebuilding year. Next year will be ours! #BillsMafia
January 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
It hurts because we got this close, but this was always supposed to be a rebuilding year. Next year will be ours! #BillsMafia
The Kansas City wolf mascot looks like someone had a Chuck E Cheese costume in their basement for 10 years and found it when they were cleaning up after a flood. #BillsMafia
January 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The Kansas City wolf mascot looks like someone had a Chuck E Cheese costume in their basement for 10 years and found it when they were cleaning up after a flood. #BillsMafia
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This game got me yelling “Settle down boys!” like some 19th century sea captain. #GoBills #AFCChampionship
January 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This game got me yelling “Settle down boys!” like some 19th century sea captain. #GoBills #AFCChampionship
PSA: the new Wallace and Grommet is a flippin' delight and you should watch it.
a cartoon dog with big eyes is standing in front of flowers
ALT: a cartoon dog with big eyes is standing in front of flowers
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January 26, 2025 at 3:21 AM
PSA: the new Wallace and Grommet is a flippin' delight and you should watch it.
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[carrying sleeping cat out of burning house]
seriously, what purpose do you serve
seriously, what purpose do you serve
January 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[carrying sleeping cat out of burning house]
seriously, what purpose do you serve
seriously, what purpose do you serve
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