Thoughts to me too for having to repeat to my team what the issue was
Colleague: Huh this is down, wonder why
Me: Big worldwide outage
Colleague: It's a mystery
Me: All over the news, here's an article
Colleague: Better raise a ticket, see what it's about
Me: Do you not fucking have ears nor eyes fs

Thoughts go to our service desk who are gonna have a lot of people who don't know how to/cba looking up the status page of the service that's gone down, and will hassle the desk bc "well I have work that needs done, you need to fix it!!!"

(Yes ik I am a liillll late lol)

The next words being "make a frenzy check" just added to the joy hahaha it was Great(!)

Side rant (sorry) but I have a wee car and the way these muppets try and bully me on the road is ridiculous - not to mention how shite they are at trying to park next to me, then look at me as if I'm the problem when they're over their line in my space/1.6mm from my bumper 😭

Fr tho, the leaves on the trees are looking gorgeous and the temperature is much more comfortable, but the lack of actual sunlight during the day is really starting to take a toll lmfao

Plus everyone in my team gets 2nd Jan off too anyways bc we're majority Scottish so they def get a wee extra freebie holiday in the summer that we don't, and I'm acc so jealous hahahaha