Zuzu
@melloyellonoice.bsky.social
Doing my best to stay on the right side of history.
An absolutely grueling schedule for the House, back from several weeks away.
November 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
An absolutely grueling schedule for the House, back from several weeks away.
Well, I for one am shocked.
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Well, I for one am shocked.
I tried to put “107 Days” on hold at the library but misspelled it. Thanks, Library Algorithm for the chuckle.
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I tried to put “107 Days” on hold at the library but misspelled it. Thanks, Library Algorithm for the chuckle.
What some of us have been saying.
The. Whole. Time.
The. Whole. Time.
September 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
What some of us have been saying.
The. Whole. Time.
The. Whole. Time.
Everyone knows how criminals hate mulch.
August 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Everyone knows how criminals hate mulch.
It seems like not a great thing when a fella like him calls a meeting on our airbase with a gullible narcissist who happens to be President “useful.”
August 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
It seems like not a great thing when a fella like him calls a meeting on our airbase with a gullible narcissist who happens to be President “useful.”
Dang. I wish I had a chance to visit before this happens.
August 13, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Dang. I wish I had a chance to visit before this happens.
Seems appropriate that the Texas gerrymandered district is in the shape of a gun.
August 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Seems appropriate that the Texas gerrymandered district is in the shape of a gun.
I visited a sunflower farm yesterday to soak up good vibes.
July 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I visited a sunflower farm yesterday to soak up good vibes.
There’s a lot of space on the moral spectrum between “don’t enforce laws at all,” and “I’m ok with people being eaten by alligators for the crime of trying to be American.”
June 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There’s a lot of space on the moral spectrum between “don’t enforce laws at all,” and “I’m ok with people being eaten by alligators for the crime of trying to be American.”
I don’t know about you, but I care more about the lies he’s blurted out and the chaos and lawlessness he’s created every day for 6 months, but whatever.
June 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don’t know about you, but I care more about the lies he’s blurted out and the chaos and lawlessness he’s created every day for 6 months, but whatever.
Thinking a post on his social makes a ceasefire reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. If the prez wasn’t so dangerous, he’d be really funny.
June 24, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Thinking a post on his social makes a ceasefire reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy. If the prez wasn’t so dangerous, he’d be really funny.
Is he going to start a nuclear war with Iran because he’s crabby about his birthday parade? How is this guy in charge of anything?
June 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Is he going to start a nuclear war with Iran because he’s crabby about his birthday parade? How is this guy in charge of anything?
The city chopping down trees at the park on Earth Day really fits the vibe of 2025 government/public policy.
April 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The city chopping down trees at the park on Earth Day really fits the vibe of 2025 government/public policy.
When I’m president, I’ll sign an executive order that no coffee place can call their shortest cup “tall.”
February 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
When I’m president, I’ll sign an executive order that no coffee place can call their shortest cup “tall.”
Thanks, Fitbit. I’m not actually overtraining, just keeping up with the news.
February 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Thanks, Fitbit. I’m not actually overtraining, just keeping up with the news.