emry jay
@mellowmelody.bsky.social
Probably high. Please disregard.
i don’t like a mock turtleneck sweater. who do you think you’re fooling, pal?
August 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
i don’t like a mock turtleneck sweater. who do you think you’re fooling, pal?
i just saw e40 sell harder than anyone i’ve ever seen on family feud
July 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i just saw e40 sell harder than anyone i’ve ever seen on family feud
i saw a bumper sticker that said “pessimism never works.”
that’s a bit pessimistic, don’t you think?
that’s a bit pessimistic, don’t you think?
June 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
i saw a bumper sticker that said “pessimism never works.”
that’s a bit pessimistic, don’t you think?
that’s a bit pessimistic, don’t you think?
surely over time sisyphus’s rock would get smaller due to erosion
June 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
surely over time sisyphus’s rock would get smaller due to erosion
getting your rights away probably always sucks but it feels worse when it’s “the big beautiful bill” doing it
be evil or be cringe. both is too much
be evil or be cringe. both is too much
May 23, 2025 at 12:31 AM
getting your rights away probably always sucks but it feels worse when it’s “the big beautiful bill” doing it
be evil or be cringe. both is too much
be evil or be cringe. both is too much
voice training to sound like elizabeth holmes
May 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
voice training to sound like elizabeth holmes
fucked up how little “good time” there is left at the end of all the “bad time” parts
May 10, 2025 at 6:56 AM
fucked up how little “good time” there is left at the end of all the “bad time” parts
okay so we’ve had several pope leos now but when do we get a pope sagitarius? a pope libra?
god forbid a pope gemini?
god forbid a pope gemini?
May 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
okay so we’ve had several pope leos now but when do we get a pope sagitarius? a pope libra?
god forbid a pope gemini?
god forbid a pope gemini?
the new pope being from chicago probably means that hating the green bay packers is official church policy now 🙏
May 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
the new pope being from chicago probably means that hating the green bay packers is official church policy now 🙏
governments love to tell you that they have no money while they spend 75% of their budget on cops
May 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
governments love to tell you that they have no money while they spend 75% of their budget on cops
“you don’t get it - he’s playing chess not checkers”
okay well this is a checkers tournament can we please get this dickhead out of he he’s killing the vibe
okay well this is a checkers tournament can we please get this dickhead out of he he’s killing the vibe
April 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“you don’t get it - he’s playing chess not checkers”
okay well this is a checkers tournament can we please get this dickhead out of he he’s killing the vibe
okay well this is a checkers tournament can we please get this dickhead out of he he’s killing the vibe
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that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives
3.5 million people turned out yesterday. Not one Capitol building stormed, not one police officer attacked. #handsoff
April 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
that's still a lot of people, let's not focus on the negatives
it would be so over for the word “sincerely” if that hadn’t invented the passive-aggressive email
April 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
it would be so over for the word “sincerely” if that hadn’t invented the passive-aggressive email
i wish i could be a strong, “no-nonsense” woman, but i am regrettably at least 40% nonsense by volume
March 30, 2025 at 7:57 PM
i wish i could be a strong, “no-nonsense” woman, but i am regrettably at least 40% nonsense by volume
once again thinking about the mezoamerican ball game
March 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
once again thinking about the mezoamerican ball game
ty mr obama I'm doing my best 💁♀️
March 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
ty mr obama I'm doing my best 💁♀️
made the terrible mistake of introducing a strong half orc woman into my dnd game with three transbian players
March 11, 2025 at 5:17 PM
made the terrible mistake of introducing a strong half orc woman into my dnd game with three transbian players
celebrating ash wednesday by smoking a bowl
March 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
celebrating ash wednesday by smoking a bowl
in today’s economic climate, having egg on your face is no longer something to be ashamed of, but instead a sign of great wealth and power
March 1, 2025 at 4:16 AM
in today’s economic climate, having egg on your face is no longer something to be ashamed of, but instead a sign of great wealth and power
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PSA for anyone getting into raw milk:
The FDA doesn't want you to know this, but raw milk is 100% safe if you heat it up to 162°F for just 15 seconds, then cool it to <40°F within 2 hours.
The FDA doesn't want you to know this, but raw milk is 100% safe if you heat it up to 162°F for just 15 seconds, then cool it to <40°F within 2 hours.
February 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
PSA for anyone getting into raw milk:
The FDA doesn't want you to know this, but raw milk is 100% safe if you heat it up to 162°F for just 15 seconds, then cool it to <40°F within 2 hours.
The FDA doesn't want you to know this, but raw milk is 100% safe if you heat it up to 162°F for just 15 seconds, then cool it to <40°F within 2 hours.
if god didn’t want us to eat carbs why is his own son made of them??
January 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
if god didn’t want us to eat carbs why is his own son made of them??
there’s a episode of house where he’s locked in a psych hospital with a manic lin manuel miranda as a roommate and that’s honestly the scariest fate i can imagine
January 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
there’s a episode of house where he’s locked in a psych hospital with a manic lin manuel miranda as a roommate and that’s honestly the scariest fate i can imagine
an escape room where they just keep you in there until you solve it
January 20, 2025 at 5:37 AM
an escape room where they just keep you in there until you solve it
my biggest hope for 2025 is that people will stop saying “‘x’ wasn’t on my ‘y’ bingo card”
January 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
my biggest hope for 2025 is that people will stop saying “‘x’ wasn’t on my ‘y’ bingo card”
one thing fromsoft games get right is that picking up people’s clothes is a decent way to find out things about them
January 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
one thing fromsoft games get right is that picking up people’s clothes is a decent way to find out things about them