Melanie Baker
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Melanie Baker
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Reader, writer, editor, baker, sock zoologist, universal aunt, wayward. Tell your dog I said hi. (she/they) 🐾🖋🍪🇨🇦🏴‍☠️ | melle most places | linktr.ee/melledotca
You expecting a Ukrainian drone strike, bruh?
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I continue to be powerless in the face of Tim’s merch.
November 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
So much fun. ❤️🖤💜
November 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Breakfast of Champions.
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Even fictional movie killers have embraced the remote working lifestyle.
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
October 31, 2025 at 9:38 PM
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Mild amusement. 🙂
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Post an AI from the past that was better than the ones we have today.
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Where are they taking them?
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
These come from the same place.

I will not be taking questions.
October 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

(What a twist!)
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I was not prepared for this gin to be this good. Made in Ontario! Could easily drink on the rocks or neat.
October 18, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Good light. Good tree. 🍁
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Statler had that same look. Then I told her we had to go home and get back to work, and it changed to this. 🤷‍♀️
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My weakness for Tim's merch continues. In my defence, though, I will be using this with my Halloween costume. (And I have never gotten over missing out on the adorable ghost last year.)
October 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Don't you hate it when the algorithm scores a direct hit?
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I think I’ve found this year’s costume. My fuzzy robe is red, and I’ll pair it with a monster mug and bunny slippers or similar.

Stick with the Michael Myers mask, or someone else? My brother has just about everyone. Pennywise might go well with a red robe… 🎈
September 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
So the greatest champion against authoritarianism is going to be corporate monopoly-driven capitalism, then?
September 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Tis the season for CRONCHINC.
September 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
👏☘️
September 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
You’re going to have to be more specific.
September 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I have been laughing at this joke all day. 🦉
August 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
#InternationalDogDay. Mine obediently agreeing to leave my parents’ place to walk home.
August 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Ooh, An Impossible Imposter is on sale for $1.99 on both Apple and the 'Zon.

That's Veronica Speedwell #7 if you're keeping track, and if you're not, you really should get started and rip through 1-6 so you can embrace this one. 🦋
August 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM