Mel "Mortemaster" Drake
@melissasbrain.bsky.social
He/she/they. Bisexual feminine trans guy. AuDHD and social anxiety. 40 years old. Dr. Neo Cortex's Sandwich Maker and Crystal Counter. Fictoromantic, fictosexual, and a yumeshipper. PFP art by @artfulmagic.bsky.social
Dr. Reginald Bushroot (Darkwing Duck). I can't believe I didn't mention my other favorite member of the Fearsome Five. Bushroot is a mutant plant duck who is ostracized by others and longs for companionship, going to extremes to get it. I want to see him happy for once. Poor guy.
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Dr. Reginald Bushroot (Darkwing Duck). I can't believe I didn't mention my other favorite member of the Fearsome Five. Bushroot is a mutant plant duck who is ostracized by others and longs for companionship, going to extremes to get it. I want to see him happy for once. Poor guy.
My mom bought this candy bar for me as a surprise and it is the most tasty piece of candy I have ever eaten in my entire life. That flavor profile is amazing!!
September 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My mom bought this candy bar for me as a surprise and it is the most tasty piece of candy I have ever eaten in my entire life. That flavor profile is amazing!!
Uh... Neopets? That word has more than one meaning, you know... are you really sure about this one?
September 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Uh... Neopets? That word has more than one meaning, you know... are you really sure about this one?
Hell, Trump even has fucking golden statues that honestly would fit right in an EarthBound game if they just had horns. Mani Mani got a makeover...
August 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hell, Trump even has fucking golden statues that honestly would fit right in an EarthBound game if they just had horns. Mani Mani got a makeover...
STRONG SAD PLUSH I WANT TO CRY THIS DEPRESSING GUY IS SO ADORABLE IN PLUSH FORM HELP 😭❤️
August 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
STRONG SAD PLUSH I WANT TO CRY THIS DEPRESSING GUY IS SO ADORABLE IN PLUSH FORM HELP 😭❤️
I really wanna draw my OC kissing this dude. My silly, cheesy, sadistic pizza husband.
August 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I really wanna draw my OC kissing this dude. My silly, cheesy, sadistic pizza husband.
Nintendo is scum for this. Just found this on Reddit.
June 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Nintendo is scum for this. Just found this on Reddit.
I ship Meringue from FNAF World with Bundt and Raspberry from Super Mario RPG. Two vengeful sentient cakes, each from an RPG. It's beautiful.
May 19, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I ship Meringue from FNAF World with Bundt and Raspberry from Super Mario RPG. Two vengeful sentient cakes, each from an RPG. It's beautiful.
I have something happy to report! I got a new computer chair thanks to my mom. My old one had fallen apart completely; I couldn't sit in it anymore without leaning forward. I now have a beautiful Razer Kuromi chair! The promo photo is accurate to how it looks. Chair is super-comfy and sturdy so far!
May 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I have something happy to report! I got a new computer chair thanks to my mom. My old one had fallen apart completely; I couldn't sit in it anymore without leaning forward. I now have a beautiful Razer Kuromi chair! The promo photo is accurate to how it looks. Chair is super-comfy and sturdy so far!
To everyone in the White House:
April 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
To everyone in the White House:
I wish the game was out NOW instead of next year. I haven't been this excited for a game since Animal Crossing: New Horizons!
April 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I wish the game was out NOW instead of next year. I haven't been this excited for a game since Animal Crossing: New Horizons!
ALL the children from Re:Kinder. If you don't know about this RPG Maker horror game from 2010, I played it and became so attached to the characters I even made Miis of them all on my Nintendo Switch. Those poor kids... even Yuuichi... I feel bad for them all.
April 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
ALL the children from Re:Kinder. If you don't know about this RPG Maker horror game from 2010, I played it and became so attached to the characters I even made Miis of them all on my Nintendo Switch. Those poor kids... even Yuuichi... I feel bad for them all.
One like = one answer from me to each question here on this meme. Yes, Mario Day is over, but I don't really care about that. I'm a huge Mario fan, even if I barely touch the games anymore.
March 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
One like = one answer from me to each question here on this meme. Yes, Mario Day is over, but I don't really care about that. I'm a huge Mario fan, even if I barely touch the games anymore.
This screenshot from Steam dropped today for FNAF Secret of the Mimic... EARLY MONTGOMERY GATOR. EARLY MONTY. AND HE'S CHUBBY! HE'S A CHUBBY GATOR! I WANT TO HUG HIM! Look at him! He has a banjo and everything! I'm sorry, but I love Monty and seeing this 1979 version of him is exciting to me.
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
This screenshot from Steam dropped today for FNAF Secret of the Mimic... EARLY MONTGOMERY GATOR. EARLY MONTY. AND HE'S CHUBBY! HE'S A CHUBBY GATOR! I WANT TO HUG HIM! Look at him! He has a banjo and everything! I'm sorry, but I love Monty and seeing this 1979 version of him is exciting to me.
I was on the Hot Topic website browsing and HOLY HELL! I'm sorry, $40 for a single blind bag plushie!? A plush you can't even see until you pay for it!? Holy capitalism, Batman! I know Neopets is lacking in funds these days but this is just greedy and underhanded.
March 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I was on the Hot Topic website browsing and HOLY HELL! I'm sorry, $40 for a single blind bag plushie!? A plush you can't even see until you pay for it!? Holy capitalism, Batman! I know Neopets is lacking in funds these days but this is just greedy and underhanded.
Riley's gonna need ice for that burn.
March 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Riley's gonna need ice for that burn.
A selfie I took a little earlier today. I put together a look inspired by my FNAF persona, Berli Honeybear. I feel so cute!
March 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
A selfie I took a little earlier today. I put together a look inspired by my FNAF persona, Berli Honeybear. I feel so cute!
Maurice Spaghetti (Pizza Tower). I hate his personality, but lord help me, he's a beautiful man. I hate him with a fiery passion for being a jerk, but I love him and his stupid-ass mullet and want to kiss him into submission. I don't get it. I hate this man. I love this man. I love and hate him.
February 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Maurice Spaghetti (Pizza Tower). I hate his personality, but lord help me, he's a beautiful man. I hate him with a fiery passion for being a jerk, but I love him and his stupid-ass mullet and want to kiss him into submission. I don't get it. I hate this man. I love this man. I love and hate him.
They released an official Noisette Rabbit plush before they released an actual plush of Noisette. It's very adorable, and I might get it, but I really wanted Noisette herself...
February 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
They released an official Noisette Rabbit plush before they released an actual plush of Noisette. It's very adorable, and I might get it, but I really wanted Noisette herself...
Michael-coded characters (male edition)
February 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Michael-coded characters (male edition)
Melissa-coded characters (female edition)
February 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Melissa-coded characters (female edition)
Meet my silly little Antonblast OC, Rosie Carpainter. A singer who falls in love with Satan and gets her heart broken. (She gets better, don't worry.)
December 22, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Meet my silly little Antonblast OC, Rosie Carpainter. A singer who falls in love with Satan and gets her heart broken. (She gets better, don't worry.)
I'm actually a little surprised you remembered her! You probably remember me shipping her with Grim from Billy and Mandy... it's why she now has a grim reaper girlfriend. This is Seffie, or Persephone.
December 21, 2024 at 12:29 AM
I'm actually a little surprised you remembered her! You probably remember me shipping her with Grim from Billy and Mandy... it's why she now has a grim reaper girlfriend. This is Seffie, or Persephone.
Recently gave one of my original characters a much-needed design makeover after seeing Satan from Antonblast and feeling inspired. Meet Helena Handbasket!
December 20, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Recently gave one of my original characters a much-needed design makeover after seeing Satan from Antonblast and feeling inspired. Meet Helena Handbasket!
Anyone got a badass name for my emotional support demon? I'm out of ideas...
December 14, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Anyone got a badass name for my emotional support demon? I'm out of ideas...