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melissasamms.bsky.social
Liss (they/them) 🫐
@melissasamms.bsky.social
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L'nu, avid reader, attempted writer, great hugger. Generally a nuisance.
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shockingly finished it! satin stitch moves quick apparently
a red and yellow pansy with brown details embroidered on a pink shirt
August 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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and with that finally done im starting on a pansy on a shirt 👀
the back of a pink dress shirt with a red and yellow pansy started. the base colours are done in satin stitch and long and short stitches but no details
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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finally finished embroidering these pants after over a year holy frig
me in a blue crop tank and darker blue cargo pants. The front of the pants have embroidery under the belt loops one side of the embroidery, white herringbone stitch, light blue cretan stitch leaves, woven flowers aka spiderweb stitch in variegated grey and green lightweight yarn, and french knots in blue and white the opposite side's embroidery with the addition of black couched stitching with wheatear stitch. I didnt do it on the other side because i dont think it will last
August 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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i'll attach a definition for what i did say, but i can't guarantee you won't have to look up words in its definition, you'll have to check any others yourself, ok? i believe in you, you can lift a dictionary.
a screenshot off google of the definition of xenophobia, including the definition from merriam webster defining it as fear and hatred of strangers or foreigners or of anything that is strange or foreign
April 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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me living in sin jawns every time the sun dares show its face:
a calvin and hobbes strip where hobbes is napping, wakes up and stretches, then finds where the sunbeam went. calvin comes along and says "aw gee, did the darn ol' sun move some MORE??" and hobbes thinks "oh hush" while snuggling down into his own arms
April 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I cant ever leave tumblr lol
Tumblr user pancakeke: how is tin's melting point only 230C / 450F. that's the temperature i roast brussels sprouts. Airmetsierra added comment, "Information acquired: you can solder your brussels sprouts to the baking sheet" Niceferatu added comment, "well now you can add a delicious tin glaze" Pancakeke adds, "this don't sound like a good recipe" Unknown users tags add, "add tin to your roasted veggies for that trademark crunch everyone wants the recipe for! You'll be the talk of the pot luck"
April 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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We've got to go back
A 4×6 spiral bound notebook with a short pen stuck inside the spiral
March 24, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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2 panel he man meme, in the first panel he stares at the camera and says "And remember, punks are nice people pretending to be bad and hippies are bad people pretending to be nice" and in the second panel he hops on a bike saying "until next time friends"
March 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I love tumblr lol im never leaving
Tumblr user twinliches July 26, 2024: shoutout to the guy who after unsuccessfully hitting on my sister and being politely declined asked her "is it okay if i ask your brother instead" and when she said yes gave me a long and searching look before sighing and going "no. i am not drunk enough to go for a dude. but you look like an angel" happy bisexual pride to this man and this man only. Hope you figure it out soon king
February 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Aww yiss
A big ol pile of fried cod tongues with a big wedge of roasted cabbage
February 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Damn lol
Tumblr user nsomniacsdream april 8 2022, "'they're going to bury you three feet deep, because you've only ever been half a man' sounds like a raw ass line from Shakespeare or something buts actually from me yelling at my cat for stealing my sandwich while I was getting a drink."
February 4, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Tumblr putting my feelings succinctly again. I dont want all the bells and whistles, I want excellent basic functions
Tumblr user curoopeez: I don't want my cellphone to have AI i want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at an affordable price. I dont want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.
November 26, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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This one has been in use for a while, the new one is very shiny
The 2 spirit flag currently in common use. It has a rainbow background with a black and white circle and 2 feathers
November 20, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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This is just the average writing process right?
Awesomehoggirl: stumbles out of google docs covered in blood
November 20, 2024 at 6:12 AM
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Definitely cackled at this one lol
White people twitter posted a screenshot of Ely Kreimendahl saying "gen z girls can dress like 1998 all they want, but they'll never know the joy of your parents having literally no way to get a hold of you until u fome home" captioned "True freedom." Hamvendor replied "Very true but why does this jpeg look like the fever dream of a dying man" Curioscurio replies with a screengrab of lotr when frodo is waking up to elrond leaning over him Cumaeansibyl: my parents trying to get a hold of me in 1998
November 20, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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Not sure whether to laugh or cry at this one
Tumblr user bentwristemu: How do they keep making later and later stages of late-capitalism Crazydiscoturmey: through innovative, synergistic solutions that align strategic stakeholders along key performance indicators
November 20, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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Wisdom from the mouths of shitposters
Tumblr user beatcroc on sept 12 saying "HIGH ON STANDARDS LOW ON S. CREATIVE PROCESS MAKE YOU ILL" and user teaboot on sept 20 replying "LOW ON PRACTICE SKILL STAY CRAPPY. DO BAD ART TO MAKE YOU HAPPY"
November 20, 2024 at 5:55 AM
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I can hear it lol
Tumblr user intercal "apple blossomed trees / roots with the birds" and them replying to themself 3 weeks later with "the whole club was looking at worms"
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 AM
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Where else talks about diogenes so much
A picture of an AI image detector that thought a naked chicken was a man, with a picture below of diogenes with a lazer eye, and an addition that says "i love every diogenes joke"
November 20, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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Everyone talkin about new fangled social media but every other post on ol' tumblr is a banger
A tumblr post by amoena55 on Jan 26 that says "I let my pussy make my decisions, call that clitical thinking"
November 20, 2024 at 2:30 AM
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Better late than never: pics of my makeup from a halloween party this year :)
Me with my face painted with a half skull. Its pretty good, bloody on the edges and cracks in the bone
November 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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Hangin up me jellyfish
A ceramic green jellyfish with long tentacles of various shades of green hanging in the middle of a copper fish mobile in front of a window with dappled light coming through
September 28, 2023 at 7:57 PM
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My lockscreen
A lock screen where the background is octopus tentacles in a tidepool with sea urchins and seaweed and multicoloured rocks. The time displayed is 1:07pm.
September 28, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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Me: dad u got any black horse around??
Dad: ya in my office in the garage

The black horse:
A bottle of black horse beer with an old label from like the '00s.
September 26, 2023 at 2:08 PM
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Evidence!!! Of its ridiculous nature lol
September 21, 2023 at 10:48 AM