Melissa Todd
@melissartodd.bsky.social
Writer, performer, elderly model. Enjoys late Victorian fiction and breath play.
Melissatodd.co.uk
Melissatodd.co.uk
Reading from the new book at Screaming alley cabaret last night!
August 20, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Reading from the new book at Screaming alley cabaret last night!
Look! Love it! contains a Qr code so you can get to my book direct! With huge thanks to @graemealdy.bsky.social for making it happen. Thrilled!
July 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Look! Love it! contains a Qr code so you can get to my book direct! With huge thanks to @graemealdy.bsky.social for making it happen. Thrilled!
On blackmail kinks. For Love it! magazine. Out today! Only 99p!
July 10, 2025 at 10:46 AM
On blackmail kinks. For Love it! magazine. Out today! Only 99p!
New bookshop is open! Plunder, 32 High street, Ramsgate. Come say hi!
June 29, 2025 at 5:38 AM
New bookshop is open! Plunder, 32 High street, Ramsgate. Come say hi!
Look, I am third in the urban legends category! Right after swearing and shitting.
June 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Look, I am third in the urban legends category! Right after swearing and shitting.
It's publication day! amzn.eu/d/73RIMD8
June 26, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's publication day! amzn.eu/d/73RIMD8
My new book, Gag Writer, is out June 26th! Kindle, paperback or audio, read by me! Huge thanks to the fine folk at Love it! for their help. amzn.eu/d/hnTsy2V
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
My new book, Gag Writer, is out June 26th! Kindle, paperback or audio, read by me! Huge thanks to the fine folk at Love it! for their help. amzn.eu/d/hnTsy2V
On teaching three women how to domme, for Love it! magazine. Out today.
May 22, 2025 at 11:00 AM
On teaching three women how to domme, for Love it! magazine. Out today.
Distance discipline, and chickens, for Love it! magazine. Out today!
May 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Distance discipline, and chickens, for Love it! magazine. Out today!
The lovely people at aux fun sent me a fucking machine.
May 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The lovely people at aux fun sent me a fucking machine.
The joy of a new Wilkie Collins.
April 27, 2025 at 8:56 AM
The joy of a new Wilkie Collins.
Today's man told me he found me by googling cross dressing in Kent. I just tried it and couldn't find me but I'm glad he was more successful since he brought wine.
April 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Today's man told me he found me by googling cross dressing in Kent. I just tried it and couldn't find me but I'm glad he was more successful since he brought wine.
The joy of choking. Oddly none of my usual outlets fancy publishing this one. melissatodd.co.uk/2025/03/24/the…
April 21, 2025 at 9:18 AM
The joy of choking. Oddly none of my usual outlets fancy publishing this one. melissatodd.co.uk/2025/03/24/the…
Home to a package from a talented artist who has made my vagina into a fridge magnet.
April 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Home to a package from a talented artist who has made my vagina into a fridge magnet.
Bukowski themed shoot.
Love is a bitch from hell.
Love is a bitch from hell.
April 16, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Bukowski themed shoot.
Love is a bitch from hell.
Love is a bitch from hell.
On content creation with a chap, for Love it! magazine. Out today.
April 10, 2025 at 8:14 PM
On content creation with a chap, for Love it! magazine. Out today.
Reading this. Splendid stuff.
April 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Reading this. Splendid stuff.
For perverts canes are the language of love.
April 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
For perverts canes are the language of love.
I have been SO ILL. Just a cold but an utter stinker. First time out of the house since Friday. Feel faint and confused by all the bright lights and noise. Gone for a lash dye as a nice gradual reintroduction to humanity.
April 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I have been SO ILL. Just a cold but an utter stinker. First time out of the house since Friday. Feel faint and confused by all the bright lights and noise. Gone for a lash dye as a nice gradual reintroduction to humanity.
On thrashing teenagers, for Love it! magazine, out today.
March 27, 2025 at 10:12 AM
On thrashing teenagers, for Love it! magazine, out today.