MJ
@melaniejane.bsky.social
Introvert. Likes dogs a lot, less keen on humans but willing to make exceptions. Located sort of west of London.
Not great at joining in.
Not great at joining in.
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My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
December 7, 2025 at 8:31 AM
My dad abhors any negative comments about immigrants. Asked him recently why he’s so strong on it: ‘Because we’re always happy to take the rich and clever ones. Which means it’s not about disliking immigrants. It’s about disliking the poor and vulnerable. And that’s a bad human instinct.’
it’s the weekend and I don’t have to get up in the morning so naturally I’m absolutely knackered and can’t keep my eyes open.
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
it’s the weekend and I don’t have to get up in the morning so naturally I’m absolutely knackered and can’t keep my eyes open.
It’s nice being nominated for an Unsung Hero award. Even nicer not winning so I don’t have to negotiate a flight of stairs to collect an award.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It’s nice being nominated for an Unsung Hero award. Even nicer not winning so I don’t have to negotiate a flight of stairs to collect an award.
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What Are Next? (2025 Edition)
What Are Next? (2025 Edition)
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December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
What Are Next? (2025 Edition)
I think someone gave me sleeping tablets for lunch.
December 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I think someone gave me sleeping tablets for lunch.
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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I had ordered a Crab Facts advent calendar last year for my 8yo & this year intended to give her Eel Facts but I accidentally sent it to her cousins, last night her face fell when she opened up crab facts. So I spent last night making Axolotl facts, today’s was a basic one: axolotls are salamanders.
December 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I had ordered a Crab Facts advent calendar last year for my 8yo & this year intended to give her Eel Facts but I accidentally sent it to her cousins, last night her face fell when she opened up crab facts. So I spent last night making Axolotl facts, today’s was a basic one: axolotls are salamanders.
I would very much like the me me to return rather than just the work me. The work me isn’t much like me at all.
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I would very much like the me me to return rather than just the work me. The work me isn’t much like me at all.
Why do purveyors of tumble dryers think I want to be able to connect it to my phone? Damp washing goes in, I press go and come back when it’s finished. Doesn’t need the internet. Shopping for a new dryer is unexpectedly infuriating.
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why do purveyors of tumble dryers think I want to be able to connect it to my phone? Damp washing goes in, I press go and come back when it’s finished. Doesn’t need the internet. Shopping for a new dryer is unexpectedly infuriating.
This has become one of my favourite bits of Christmas in the past few years thank you Moose ♥️
Every year we make a free-to-download-and-print-off-yourself colouring-in Advent Calendar. This year’s heavily features Bigfoots. Please share!
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
Download it for free here… www.worldofmoose.com/pages/2025-b...
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This has become one of my favourite bits of Christmas in the past few years thank you Moose ♥️
I know Pillion is rated 18, but surely some screenings could be earlier than 11pm.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I know Pillion is rated 18, but surely some screenings could be earlier than 11pm.
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social I hope this finds you
What a Christmas present. Why does tkmaxx have so many weird boxsets like this?
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What a Christmas present. Why does tkmaxx have so many weird boxsets like this?
Can’t wait to not hear that guy say revenoo every other podcast ad.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Can’t wait to not hear that guy say revenoo every other podcast ad.
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Good evening! This week's theme is South London.
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
November 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Good evening! This week's theme is South London.
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
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'Camberwell Flats by Night' (1983) by David Hepher
(Guildhall Art Gallery)
Sooo many houses with Christmas lights up.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Sooo many houses with Christmas lights up.
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Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
March 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Udo Kier's first and only post on Twitter 💯
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
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Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
April 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Locutus assimilation tip: Social media is the Borg. You have joined willingly. Resistance is futile.
My new migraine medicine has been unexpectedly quite effective. Although it has made the teeth grinding jaw pain a lot more noticeable. Can’t have it all I guess.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
My new migraine medicine has been unexpectedly quite effective. Although it has made the teeth grinding jaw pain a lot more noticeable. Can’t have it all I guess.
I’m being subjected to Talk radio, spewing utter bollocks.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I’m being subjected to Talk radio, spewing utter bollocks.
Well, I’ve just spent 20 minutes filling in an online form in hopes of getting an appointment with my GP, so that’s great.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Well, I’ve just spent 20 minutes filling in an online form in hopes of getting an appointment with my GP, so that’s great.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.
At least I wasn’t subjected to the appalling hold muzak you get when phoning. Although I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before that’s introduced.