mel "only death is extant" lastname
@mel.bzky.team
opinions ARE my employer's. retweets ARE endorsements.
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there is a square-shaped hole in your heart and you are trying to fill it with piss: a thread🧵
mel bluesky rolls "worst confessional age europe", asked to leave council of trent
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
mel bluesky rolls "worst confessional age europe", asked to leave council of trent
the absolute fucking indignity of logging on to be silly and accidentally saying something insightful. serf, hand me the weed gummies, this status quo cannot be allowed to persist
November 14, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the absolute fucking indignity of logging on to be silly and accidentally saying something insightful. serf, hand me the weed gummies, this status quo cannot be allowed to persist
me putting together a 4-part ikea table
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
me putting together a 4-part ikea table
at some point we ought to interrogate the link between the techbro-freak demographic and cowardice in confronting death anxiety. not usually one to go "society has gotten too soft and that's why everyone is weird now" but in this case it feels salient. I think we unlearned how to accept death
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
at some point we ought to interrogate the link between the techbro-freak demographic and cowardice in confronting death anxiety. not usually one to go "society has gotten too soft and that's why everyone is weird now" but in this case it feels salient. I think we unlearned how to accept death
totalitarian dystopia where they forcefem you if youre too unskilled at putting together furniture
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 PM
totalitarian dystopia where they forcefem you if youre too unskilled at putting together furniture
quite bizarrely im actually fairly tech-optimistic, my entire pessimism stems from capitalism and only capitalism
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 AM
quite bizarrely im actually fairly tech-optimistic, my entire pessimism stems from capitalism and only capitalism
this goes hard
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
this goes hard
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interview with the vampire has got me actin up [actually using my tumblr]
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
interview with the vampire has got me actin up [actually using my tumblr]
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So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
November 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So the streamer Ludwig recently found out that one of his earliest regular viewers, who was trans, passed away and tonight he's doing a charity stream for the Trevor Project. So far he's raised over $46,000 in about 5 hours. www.twitch.tv/ludwig
candy crush stock down 25% in premarket trading, company expected to announce bankruptcy during earnings call
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
candy crush stock down 25% in premarket trading, company expected to announce bankruptcy during earnings call
you may think im mid now
but what if i bleached my hair and started smoking
but what if i bleached my hair and started smoking
November 14, 2025 at 2:16 AM
you may think im mid now
but what if i bleached my hair and started smoking
but what if i bleached my hair and started smoking
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sam reid is beautiful in the way a Michaelangelo is beautiful. he's etched from marble and he moves to the sublime in a way that fosters aesthetic emotion. jacob anderson is beautiful in a human way.
November 14, 2025 at 2:12 AM
sam reid is beautiful in the way a Michaelangelo is beautiful. he's etched from marble and he moves to the sublime in a way that fosters aesthetic emotion. jacob anderson is beautiful in a human way.
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i do think they should hand out awards for trans women who have major crashouts but succeed at keeping it off the timeline
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i do think they should hand out awards for trans women who have major crashouts but succeed at keeping it off the timeline
me
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
me
i do appreciate that AMC's interview with the vampire got the essential "regularly gorgeous man vs upstettingly tooth-achingly gorgeous man" dynamic between louis and lestat perfectly right
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i do appreciate that AMC's interview with the vampire got the essential "regularly gorgeous man vs upstettingly tooth-achingly gorgeous man" dynamic between louis and lestat perfectly right
my personal jihad is to make a world where most people cycle places or use public transport and if you absolutely must have a car its either this or a kei truck
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
November 14, 2025 at 1:40 AM
my personal jihad is to make a world where most people cycle places or use public transport and if you absolutely must have a car its either this or a kei truck
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my wrestling name is alpha gal and these fucking ticks are going to ruin it
A 47-year-old airline pilot from New Jersey is the first person known to have died from alpha-gal syndrome, a red meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
First death reported from meat allergy caused by tick bite
After months of investigation, researchers confirmed that a New Jersey man died of a tickborne allergy called alpha-gal syndrome after eating a hamburger.
nbcnews.to
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
my wrestling name is alpha gal and these fucking ticks are going to ruin it
skill issue. ive been alpha gal since '22 and i'm still alive
A 47-year-old airline pilot from New Jersey is the first person known to have died from alpha-gal syndrome, a red meat allergy caused by a tick bite.
First death reported from meat allergy caused by tick bite
After months of investigation, researchers confirmed that a New Jersey man died of a tickborne allergy called alpha-gal syndrome after eating a hamburger.
nbcnews.to
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
skill issue. ive been alpha gal since '22 and i'm still alive
i genuinely cannot overstate how little fox news is away from outright saying "i think we should all thank mr. epstein for not trafficking toddlers"
deeply intrigued by the fact that the current conservative line of defense is "hey he wasnt so bad, the girls he raped could have been even younger. its almost like he raped adult women, which as we all know is moral and good"
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i genuinely cannot overstate how little fox news is away from outright saying "i think we should all thank mr. epstein for not trafficking toddlers"
this happened to me irl, im so glad to finally have some fucking representation
>meets Cloud crossdressing
>falls in love
>discovers its actually Cloud
>notBad.png
>discovers something about himself
>creates female version of himself after this experience
>5 minutes later he fuckin hates her and wants her to die
what did square enix mean by this
>falls in love
>discovers its actually Cloud
>notBad.png
>discovers something about himself
>creates female version of himself after this experience
>5 minutes later he fuckin hates her and wants her to die
what did square enix mean by this
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this happened to me irl, im so glad to finally have some fucking representation
im actually the only trans woman on this website. the rest are all trenders who followed the trend which, and again i cannot stress this enough, i personally created. yes even the ones who transitioned before i was born
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
im actually the only trans woman on this website. the rest are all trenders who followed the trend which, and again i cannot stress this enough, i personally created. yes even the ones who transitioned before i was born
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eggs will be like "actually this is my comfort zone" while being the least comfortable anyone has ever been
August 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
eggs will be like "actually this is my comfort zone" while being the least comfortable anyone has ever been
he's dead
It’s been 28 hours since Trump’s last post on Truth Social. I don’t know if this is a record for a weekday in 2025, but I would guess it is.
There’s usually at least some filler content that’s random bullshit he clearly didn’t write, like links to articles about what a great job he’s doing.
There’s usually at least some filler content that’s random bullshit he clearly didn’t write, like links to articles about what a great job he’s doing.
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 AM
he's dead
deeply intrigued by the fact that the current conservative line of defense is "hey he wasnt so bad, the girls he raped could have been even younger. its almost like he raped adult women, which as we all know is moral and good"
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
deeply intrigued by the fact that the current conservative line of defense is "hey he wasnt so bad, the girls he raped could have been even younger. its almost like he raped adult women, which as we all know is moral and good"