Mel-eficent
@mel-eficent.bsky.social
A very lazy perfectionist.
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Mel-eficent
@mel-eficent.bsky.social
· Oct 21
✨Introduction✨
I'm Mel, an Australian disaster made of creative endeavours.
I'm a chronically ill artist, maker of things, cosplayer, streamer, baker & pin-up with varying degrees of consistency.
I like TTRPGs, fantasy books & games, villains, horror & collecting things into smaller collections.
I'm Mel, an Australian disaster made of creative endeavours.
I'm a chronically ill artist, maker of things, cosplayer, streamer, baker & pin-up with varying degrees of consistency.
I like TTRPGs, fantasy books & games, villains, horror & collecting things into smaller collections.
I used to bake semi-professionally but now only do it a few times a year so I don't keep boxes on hand anymore. I have a cake order to deliver tomorrow so it's off to the speciality supply store to buy 1 cake board, 1 cake box & maybe sprinkles then not grace their door for another 6 months.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I used to bake semi-professionally but now only do it a few times a year so I don't keep boxes on hand anymore. I have a cake order to deliver tomorrow so it's off to the speciality supply store to buy 1 cake board, 1 cake box & maybe sprinkles then not grace their door for another 6 months.
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gods corpse like a flower wilted
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
gods corpse like a flower wilted
Opening scene of Breath of the Wild.
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
November 22, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Opening scene of Breath of the Wild.
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
Me: YOU'RE NAKED! 👀
Leon: I'm not naked. I'm wearing undergarments. My hero trousers. 😤
I saw someone on tiktok drawing little scribbles over their bgl readouts. It was a really cute idea & it's actually helping me feel a little better about how bad today has gone.
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I saw someone on tiktok drawing little scribbles over their bgl readouts. It was a really cute idea & it's actually helping me feel a little better about how bad today has gone.
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
Look at this chubby little dinosaur 🦕
#type1diabetes #t1d
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Long story short. I'm not feeling well, and I need $3 million.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Long story short. I'm not feeling well, and I need $3 million.
Everytime I see explosive packages in tv shows that need to be handled suuuuper carefully or they'll explode I think of the way I *hear* pretty much every delivery I receive being delivered from inside my house cause AusPost throws those things around like they're indestructible.
November 17, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Everytime I see explosive packages in tv shows that need to be handled suuuuper carefully or they'll explode I think of the way I *hear* pretty much every delivery I receive being delivered from inside my house cause AusPost throws those things around like they're indestructible.
Mmmm... It's Love & Deepspace update day. You know what that means! Deleting a bunch of shit from my phone, being sure I have enough space, waiting forever for the update to unzip & then getting the notification I *haven't* cleared enough space & having to do it all again! 🥲
October 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Mmmm... It's Love & Deepspace update day. You know what that means! Deleting a bunch of shit from my phone, being sure I have enough space, waiting forever for the update to unzip & then getting the notification I *haven't* cleared enough space & having to do it all again! 🥲
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this cake on the food network is so fucked up this is the incomprehensible terror lovecraft was describing
October 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
this cake on the food network is so fucked up this is the incomprehensible terror lovecraft was describing
I have invented a new recliner couch!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
October 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I have invented a new recliner couch!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
The foot of the chair is long & sits at an angle so my dog can climb it & I don't have to worry about her pushing the little stairs away & getting stuck up there.
When reclined it's pretty normal but the foot will be longer. Good for tall people!
It's a win win!
I am trying to re-watch Supernatural. I didn't finish it when it was airing, I gave up sometime during season 11 & I'm not sure I'll even make it THAT far this time. I barely made it through season 9 & I am suffering through the first ep of 10. I've paused it to do other things 4 times already... 💀
October 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I am trying to re-watch Supernatural. I didn't finish it when it was airing, I gave up sometime during season 11 & I'm not sure I'll even make it THAT far this time. I barely made it through season 9 & I am suffering through the first ep of 10. I've paused it to do other things 4 times already... 💀
My darling Lilly went outside to poop, stomped in it, came inside to tell me how displeased she was about her own actions by jumping on me & re-stomping it all over my freshly showered knees. I've cleaned her up, mopped the entire house because who knows where she roamed & now I'm showering AGAIN 😭
October 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
My darling Lilly went outside to poop, stomped in it, came inside to tell me how displeased she was about her own actions by jumping on me & re-stomping it all over my freshly showered knees. I've cleaned her up, mopped the entire house because who knows where she roamed & now I'm showering AGAIN 😭
The dogs will not let me sleeeeeeep. 😭
October 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The dogs will not let me sleeeeeeep. 😭
I have somehow lost my box of alcohol inks. I have cleaned my work space twice & they haven't reappeared. I can buy more, I guess, but it's a mystery. A super inconvenient mystery cause I have some resin work to do that I want to do little dye bloops in... ☹️
September 17, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I have somehow lost my box of alcohol inks. I have cleaned my work space twice & they haven't reappeared. I can buy more, I guess, but it's a mystery. A super inconvenient mystery cause I have some resin work to do that I want to do little dye bloops in... ☹️
National Geographic says potatoes can increase your risk of developing diabetes? For the first time in my LIFE I can say: thank fuck I already HAVE diabetes. I love potatoes.
August 10, 2025 at 6:50 AM
National Geographic says potatoes can increase your risk of developing diabetes? For the first time in my LIFE I can say: thank fuck I already HAVE diabetes. I love potatoes.
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![OH MY GOD THERE'S BLOOB EVERYWHERE
[a van or bus that says 'help us score the gift of life, donate BLOOB.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreifug7jpbqavtiqht7syzjr4k6glkgvepy6nnfnz2pskiipuuka2em@jpeg)
"I'm only on 4 prescriptions right now!" I say to my husband like that's a small number for a normal person. You know how many prescriptions he's on? None! (Also I was wrong & it's 5 🙃)
June 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"I'm only on 4 prescriptions right now!" I say to my husband like that's a small number for a normal person. You know how many prescriptions he's on? None! (Also I was wrong & it's 5 🙃)
I'm a little obsessed with Clarkson's Farm...
June 21, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I'm a little obsessed with Clarkson's Farm...
My hair is really annoying me today. I've needed a haircut for months & I keep procrastinating making the appointment. The only reason I didn't just attack it with scissors today is my right arm is really sore. I'm definitely going to bother my hairdresser tomorrow to book something...
June 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
My hair is really annoying me today. I've needed a haircut for months & I keep procrastinating making the appointment. The only reason I didn't just attack it with scissors today is my right arm is really sore. I'm definitely going to bother my hairdresser tomorrow to book something...
Okay. Today I need to finish & order my stickers for AvCon. Other than ankle physio this afternoon that is my whole day. Finish sticker designs. Order them. That's it. I can do it. I can stay on track. Hopefully. 🙃
June 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Okay. Today I need to finish & order my stickers for AvCon. Other than ankle physio this afternoon that is my whole day. Finish sticker designs. Order them. That's it. I can do it. I can stay on track. Hopefully. 🙃
Rogue Heroes has some good captions.
June 2, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Rogue Heroes has some good captions.
There is either one super powered fly in my house that consistently dive bombs my head like I'm the tastiest trash heap in the world & has survived the multiple times I have sprayed it OR one fly many generations ago started a blood feud between its descendants & me.
Not sure which option is worse?
Not sure which option is worse?
May 28, 2025 at 3:12 AM
There is either one super powered fly in my house that consistently dive bombs my head like I'm the tastiest trash heap in the world & has survived the multiple times I have sprayed it OR one fly many generations ago started a blood feud between its descendants & me.
Not sure which option is worse?
Not sure which option is worse?
I did not think these were Virgin Mary charms at first glance... 😶
April 30, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I did not think these were Virgin Mary charms at first glance... 😶
I wonder if there's any current event that's caused this significant drop in price? 🤔
April 27, 2025 at 8:05 AM
I wonder if there's any current event that's caused this significant drop in price? 🤔
I'm watching the G20 movie today exclusively because of these BTS photos I saw on Antony Starr's Instagram this morning. I'm a sucker for a man in a collar. Clerical collars. Mostly.
April 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I'm watching the G20 movie today exclusively because of these BTS photos I saw on Antony Starr's Instagram this morning. I'm a sucker for a man in a collar. Clerical collars. Mostly.
My work has introduced an auto check-in feature linked to phones which is great when it works but it didn't today & now it looks like I showed up 3 minutes late instead of 10 minutes early 🙃 Also. I forgot my headphones... 🙃🙃🙃
April 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
My work has introduced an auto check-in feature linked to phones which is great when it works but it didn't today & now it looks like I showed up 3 minutes late instead of 10 minutes early 🙃 Also. I forgot my headphones... 🙃🙃🙃