Ignore this seasonal gourd
@mehblurgh.bsky.social
Cook, nerd, SPORTZ fan, catch me in 413L for cubs, general moron occasional slayer yeller
My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
My opinions are like 95% sarcasm and should be taken seriously 100% of the time
seeing post rock with the philharmonic tonight
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 AM
seeing post rock with the philharmonic tonight
watching the Chair company at work
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
watching the Chair company at work
the dentist
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
the dentist
the aforementioned second
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
the aforementioned second
i received this photo then a hour later the second, i think roo has given up
November 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i received this photo then a hour later the second, i think roo has given up
conservatives are not getting funny, just self aware
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
conservatives are not getting funny, just self aware
i love the smell for jar din ner in da morning
November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
i love the smell for jar din ner in da morning
hope and pray both sign elsewhere
November 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
hope and pray both sign elsewhere
everyone’s favorite segment is kinda back…
we forgot that we are out of RC the better half got a free Mr. Pibb at da jools.
remember Mr. Pibb?
we forgot that we are out of RC the better half got a free Mr. Pibb at da jools.
remember Mr. Pibb?
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
everyone’s favorite segment is kinda back…
we forgot that we are out of RC the better half got a free Mr. Pibb at da jools.
remember Mr. Pibb?
we forgot that we are out of RC the better half got a free Mr. Pibb at da jools.
remember Mr. Pibb?
the winner of the new york mayoral election?
you guessed it…
florida governor Ron Desantis
you guessed it…
florida governor Ron Desantis
November 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
the winner of the new york mayoral election?
you guessed it…
florida governor Ron Desantis
you guessed it…
florida governor Ron Desantis
how many tears, slak
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
how many tears, slak
sorry, i can’t live tweet the WORL SERIOUS as i have other things to attend to…
November 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
sorry, i can’t live tweet the WORL SERIOUS as i have other things to attend to…
we need a new name for this…
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
we need a new name for this…
do it for him…
October 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
do it for him…
