The main places to follow me if I ever take the fuck Mark Zuckerberg plunge are Twitch and OnlyFans - same username on both. 🤍

I’m seeing that he was supposed to be born in Manchester - that’s a slightly different accent, no? Either way - hard to imagine it but I think that’s just bc I looooove his voice.

Eh, it’s easy to go the “people will always be upset; just ignore them” route when you didn’t have to read pages and pages of the same shit as part of your job. It’s my lived experience, so I’m gonna speak about it.

Woah wait a minute - Ghost is a Scouser?!

I am so confused bc I assumed the online orders came from a warehouse but I guess they don’t? Like surely there are better places to hide a tag in a warehouse?

I feel like this was my exact reaction when I pulled it out of the pocket lolol

Oh I know I didn’t steal - I ordered it online lol But someone did something shady bc it’s a tag with another fabric type and color in it shoved in a pocket

We’ll haunt each others socials forever.

This legitimately made my day better. THANK YOU.

OMG WHAT

I want my $20 back and a YouTube apology with tears from John Call of Duty.