Dear god help me I’m in a decaying mall

Never trust a man who puts his hands in his pockets while speaking, particularly a person on camera. #BodyLanguage #BodyLanguageExpert #SOTU

Everyone please enjoy the #SOTU
(State Of The Unicorns)

Happy #WomensHistoryMonth. My daughter just announced that she’s doing “No Men March,” which means she “won’t listen to men for an entire month. (Except dad.)” I’m not quite sure what I did, from a parenting perspective, but I did it right. 😂

Kendrick’s American flag motif at THIS MOMENT is subversive. Yes, yes, yes.

When Kendrick said hey Drake and smiled at the camera I screamed laughed in a way I didn’t think possible. #superbowl

i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet

it was very kind of Meghan Dowling to share my article with her audience and I'll just say her advice to not get dragged into debates with right-wing randos (especially those who come your way via an algorithm) is really good

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Quick question, why did Carmen Sandiego accompany Trump to the inauguration?

TikTok went dark last night, and the irony is that I’m in the dark too. Because I don’t have anywhere to go for information I can trust about what’s happening with the ban. (Or anything else.) We were part of a community, and now we’re siloed. Just like they wanted.

Welcome to the Final Day of TikTok in America, apparently, allegedly.

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Guys I just downloaded RedNote, how do I send my ssn to my new spy, I don’t speak mandarin(yet)

The chaotic high of 4pm on a Friday and Sunday afternoon’s Looming Dread™️ are too close together *not* to fry my central nervous system, I fear.

This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.

Deactivated my “artist-formerly-known-as-Twitter” account that I’d had for like 15 years today. If you haven’t already, what’s stopping you??