I’m really gonna have to rely on Instagram to get my laughs in.. this is depressing

There was this adorable old man at the Apple Store who was doing a presentation on how to use the camera and it made me wanna cry. I hope he makes employee of the month every month

One of my resolutions is to part with Twitter for good so I need to start using this more

I’m well aware time person of the year is based on how much that person was discussed in the year, but does it really have to be the orangutan..

Boooooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

“The industry is so fake to Taylor” like I promise you she and her billions will be fine

Like they take everything personal if someone doesn’t like Taylor. Like not everyone is gonna favorite her and that’s okay

There’s a lot of annoying fan bases, but swifties gotta be the top one

Oil changes give me immense anxiety idk. I’m just a girl with a old car I know it needs a lot of work

Twitter has been annoying for a long time but it’s getting really annoying seeing ads for a stupid game app and fucking trump pajamas and no matter how many times I click not interested they still keep popping up

Kendrick’s surprise album drop got me through this miserable work day

If you would have told me ten years ago that I would be at my big girl job and seeing all these pictures of the boys at Liam’s funeral I simply would not believe it but here we are

It’s tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmeeeee

Helloooo 👋🏻 first post on here, FUCK trump and FUCK Elon musk. Two goofy ass bitches