Shamp
@megabrow12.bsky.social
Leeds United fan since 2025. #UpTheLeeds
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
I block anyone and everyone sharing Twitter screenshots.
B(Nudes)io
@woolbotherer.bsky.social named me, this may mean I’m her bitch now, not sure how these things work.
A “surprisingly useful friend”.
Moron.
Cheekface still not cancelled confirmed
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Cheekface still not cancelled confirmed
Sound advice from Delia Smith here.
November 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Sound advice from Delia Smith here.
“What’s the demographic like round your way, Jeremy?” You didn’t ask.
Well…
Well…
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
“What’s the demographic like round your way, Jeremy?” You didn’t ask.
Well…
Well…
I’m doing my bit sir!
October 24, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I’m doing my bit sir!
Here’s a video of my idiot dog being all dramatic about lying down cos she had to have a bath.
(This is the arse end of 3 minutes of this fuss)
(This is the arse end of 3 minutes of this fuss)
October 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Here’s a video of my idiot dog being all dramatic about lying down cos she had to have a bath.
(This is the arse end of 3 minutes of this fuss)
(This is the arse end of 3 minutes of this fuss)
Have updated my US +/- assessment accordingly.
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Have updated my US +/- assessment accordingly.
They look slightly better in context..
October 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They look slightly better in context..
Latest purchase from the interesting foreign foods shop.
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Latest purchase from the interesting foreign foods shop.
Lunch yesterday was v good. Plus the booze. I should drink port at 2pm more often.
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Lunch yesterday was v good. Plus the booze. I should drink port at 2pm more often.
It’s about 70% of my feed every morning.
October 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
It’s about 70% of my feed every morning.
Lunch today was good.
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Lunch today was good.
I love my silly internet friends
October 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I love my silly internet friends
A crumpet is a holely thing and quite dense, very different from an (English) muffin.
I thought a scone was a biscuit in America? Whereas in England a cookie is a biscuit. Unless it’s a cookie, a subset of the biscuit genus.
I thought a scone was a biscuit in America? Whereas in England a cookie is a biscuit. Unless it’s a cookie, a subset of the biscuit genus.
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
A crumpet is a holely thing and quite dense, very different from an (English) muffin.
I thought a scone was a biscuit in America? Whereas in England a cookie is a biscuit. Unless it’s a cookie, a subset of the biscuit genus.
I thought a scone was a biscuit in America? Whereas in England a cookie is a biscuit. Unless it’s a cookie, a subset of the biscuit genus.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
(Not to be confused with @misterabk.bsky.social who probably wouldn’t)
(Not to be confused with @misterabk.bsky.social who probably wouldn’t)
October 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
(Not to be confused with @misterabk.bsky.social who probably wouldn’t)
(Not to be confused with @misterabk.bsky.social who probably wouldn’t)
Pretty useful having this bookmark feature
September 22, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Pretty useful having this bookmark feature
Tie over?
No way Italy lose the doubles..
No way Italy lose the doubles..
September 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Tie over?
No way Italy lose the doubles..
No way Italy lose the doubles..
I DONT KNOW!! WHEN IS TOO LATE? YOURE STRESSING ME OUT MAN
September 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I DONT KNOW!! WHEN IS TOO LATE? YOURE STRESSING ME OUT MAN
There’s still a big ugly multi story in Chelmsford which I got rabbit holed into learning about. Whilst the rest of the city gets fancified it endures.
www.chelmsford.gov.uk/leisure-thea...
www.chelmsford.gov.uk/leisure-thea...
September 18, 2025 at 7:48 AM
There’s still a big ugly multi story in Chelmsford which I got rabbit holed into learning about. Whilst the rest of the city gets fancified it endures.
www.chelmsford.gov.uk/leisure-thea...
www.chelmsford.gov.uk/leisure-thea...