meetyourmako
@meetyourmako.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, cell phone bird photographer, San Jose Sharks-watcher
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"dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"
December 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
"dog food lid" spelled backwards is "dildo of god"
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Some people might have used a golf ball. Those people are cowards.
December 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Some people might have used a golf ball. Those people are cowards.
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Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
December 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Study Finds Processed Meats Carcinogenic But They Were On Sale https://theonion.com/study-finds-processed-meats-carcinogenic-but-they-were-on-sale/
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We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
November 15, 2025 at 4:42 PM
We are phasing out the terms “extant” and “extinct” from our exhibits and will now refer to species as either “Darwinners" or “Darlosers.”
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years?
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
me: [picturing a bleak post-apocalyptic landscape in which i compete with my neighbors for scraps of food] management
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Women only want one thing and it's discussing
December 3, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Women only want one thing and it's discussing
eggnog's back on the menu, boys
a man with long hair and a scary face is holding a sword in the dark .
Alt: an uruk-hai
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
eggnog's back on the menu, boys
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
This new audio emoji feature for phone calls is stupid and annoying, but I have found the one best use: leaving a poop/fart sound when I'm sent to voicemail
November 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
This new audio emoji feature for phone calls is stupid and annoying, but I have found the one best use: leaving a poop/fart sound when I'm sent to voicemail
Rogue One is bad and the end sequence is also awful, but—to its credit—it does have x-wings.
The revisionism of Andor is also not good, but we as an Internet are not ready for that conversation
The revisionism of Andor is also not good, but we as an Internet are not ready for that conversation
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Rogue One is bad and the end sequence is also awful, but—to its credit—it does have x-wings.
The revisionism of Andor is also not good, but we as an Internet are not ready for that conversation
The revisionism of Andor is also not good, but we as an Internet are not ready for that conversation
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I mean technically this is just a dumbed down catholic mass
Thanksgiving toast idea:
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love!
Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest. Drink from me Love!
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I mean technically this is just a dumbed down catholic mass
Wtf I just saw a woman driving a cyber truck
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Wtf I just saw a woman driving a cyber truck
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ALERT: The Goldeneye 64 pause song is the official end-of-period music at @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social games
November 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
ALERT: The Goldeneye 64 pause song is the official end-of-period music at @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social games
The SJ arena bleeped the word "drunk" from a song lol
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 AM
The SJ arena bleeped the word "drunk" from a song lol
During the intermission, the Sharks are advertising commemorative "Patrick Marloo" merchandise
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 AM
During the intermission, the Sharks are advertising commemorative "Patrick Marloo" merchandise
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A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:18 PM
A senior ICE official just admitted in an evidentiary hearing in Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s case that someone else drafted his declaration in the case and he didn’t know what certain words meant.
Askarov taps his stick now to alert players that a power play is ending, which he didn't used to do, but he does it weird. Like double-time and quietly
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Askarov taps his stick now to alert players that a power play is ending, which he didn't used to do, but he does it weird. Like double-time and quietly
Patrick Warburton is at this game for some reason and he's aging into JK Simmons
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Patrick Warburton is at this game for some reason and he's aging into JK Simmons
Do the sharks have the least obnoxious official hashtag in the league?
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Do the sharks have the least obnoxious official hashtag in the league?
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Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls
Elon Musk Gave Away $474 Million in 2024, Mostly to Entities He Controls
Elon Musk’s foundation gave away a record $474 million in 2024, with the vast majority again going to entities he controls.
bloom.bg
November 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
I have a guess
Michigan Advance Trivia:
The SS Edmund Fitzgerald, which sank 50 years ago today, was named after who?
Check back later for the answer.
The SS Edmund Fitzgerald, which sank 50 years ago today, was named after who?
Check back later for the answer.
November 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I have a guess
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Mount Elbrus avalanche control unit
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Mount Elbrus avalanche control unit
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Fox News has gone WOKE!!! Here they are teaching how to resist ICE kidnappings.
Kidnapping - 3 Life-Saving Techniques ( Women’s Self-Defense Basics )
YouTube video by GracieBreakdown
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Fox News has gone WOKE!!! Here they are teaching how to resist ICE kidnappings.
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total mob mentality
Trump to the Novo Nordisk CEO: "Maybe you should give us a piece of the company like I've been asking for."
November 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
total mob mentality