Breakfast of Champions. My kids don't know there are carrots in here. 😆

Ohioan here. Wife sent me a text freaking out bc "cucumbers we got may contain Salmonella". Some FL brand. When I opened the fridge, I was greeted with "CANADA" on the package and thought...."ain't no way our homies are sending us dirty cucumbers". TY Red Sun Farms for not being a gross producer! 🥰

Brawndo, it's got electrolytes!!!

Part out? I need some seats for my Cordoba 😆😆

..sir.....SIR!!!! 😆😆😆

Trump's lawyer is now head of the Justice Dept and releases this....and his name is nowhere near it? I'm starting to believe the UFO conspiracy theorists, there's no such thing as a coincidence.

Alright...wow...I can't find it on their site, but JFC is that a crazy news organization. I did find this thing about Musk and thought it was pretty funny. Thought I'd share.

Have I gotta deal for you, my friend. Now you can pee on this turd's grave as well!!! ZING!!!!

Woohoo!!!! $1000 into watchmaking this week!!!

Bring back Star Trek Next Generation. Riker can be Capt. and Picard is the DJ in the crew lounge.

New Xmas movie proposal:
The Lost Boys
(Makeshift tree ornament created by my 5 y/o - who won't be watching it btw ❤️)

Jeff Buckley would've been 58 today.

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