The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver
@mediocrecc.bsky.social
Loveable loser, preferable to the opposite.
Came for the shameless self-promotion, stayed for the crippling dopamine addiction.
Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes political, sometimes creative. A person, not a brand.
This is my only social.
Came for the shameless self-promotion, stayed for the crippling dopamine addiction.
Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes political, sometimes creative. A person, not a brand.
This is my only social.
Train him on the scent?
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Train him on the scent?
It actually makes me think about how, at the embarrassingly late age of eleven, I stopped believing in Father Christmas.
I remember being distraught and saying to my parents, 'There is no magic in the world.'
Maybe that was why it took me so long, I didn't want not to believe in magic.
I remember being distraught and saying to my parents, 'There is no magic in the world.'
Maybe that was why it took me so long, I didn't want not to believe in magic.
December 6, 2025 at 10:44 AM
It actually makes me think about how, at the embarrassingly late age of eleven, I stopped believing in Father Christmas.
I remember being distraught and saying to my parents, 'There is no magic in the world.'
Maybe that was why it took me so long, I didn't want not to believe in magic.
I remember being distraught and saying to my parents, 'There is no magic in the world.'
Maybe that was why it took me so long, I didn't want not to believe in magic.
He even ruined football. That guy can't do anything I like.
December 5, 2025 at 1:40 PM
He even ruined football. That guy can't do anything I like.
To be fair, my first thought was remembering the last time I had haemorrhoids. Merry Christmas :)
December 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
To be fair, my first thought was remembering the last time I had haemorrhoids. Merry Christmas :)
Serial killer vibes.
December 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Serial killer vibes.
Any good Annekadotes?
December 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Any good Annekadotes?
Don't forget the video follows you as you scroll through the article. Then there is a mile and a half of clickbait "sponsored" articles at the bottom.
I tagged them in a similar post the other day, no response.
Maybe we should just start buying the paper again?
I tagged them in a similar post the other day, no response.
Maybe we should just start buying the paper again?
November 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Don't forget the video follows you as you scroll through the article. Then there is a mile and a half of clickbait "sponsored" articles at the bottom.
I tagged them in a similar post the other day, no response.
Maybe we should just start buying the paper again?
I tagged them in a similar post the other day, no response.
Maybe we should just start buying the paper again?
I can't get this image out of my head.
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I can't get this image out of my head.
Just makes me sweat and cry.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Just makes me sweat and cry.
I don't know either.
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I don't know either.