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The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver
@mediocrecc.bsky.social
Loveable loser, preferable to the opposite.

Came for the shameless self-promotion, stayed for the crippling dopamine addiction.

Sometimes funny, sometimes sad, sometimes political, sometimes creative. A person, not a brand.

This is my only social.
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'This Machine Kills Fascist's...Car Companies'

Chainsaw Carving
This email could have been a meeting. I miss you guys.
December 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wake up, Take The Power Back, get back your Freedom. They may have a Bombtrack or two. But Kick Out The Jams and it will be a Beautiful World.
sorry, can’t. being enveloped by Rage Against the Machine again
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Oh no. I just learned about alt text. Now I am caught in an overwhelming shame spiral.
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't really drink anymore. Two nice glasses of wine and three whiskies though. Letssssss gooooooo.

Where is the mdma and the dancing beautifuls?
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I can never tell the difference between banter and bullying.
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Fuck you, fuck you. Fuck all of you. Not you though, you are cool x
December 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you love something, set it free.

Throws favourite boomerang.
December 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Got blocked because someone referring to themselves as an 'attention whore', so I corrected it to 'attention sex worker'.

The war on woke claims another victim.
December 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
@johnhiggs.bsky.social

What have you done to my brain? Mindfucked.

This book has changed my life, but I couldn't tell you how.

It is in equal part illuminating and baffling. Do I believe in magic now?
December 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Too hot for humans, too cold to roast a chicken. Yep.
41°C can absolutely get fucked
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Lifting weights while watching a Woody Allen movie...
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I've been hurt before, @zackpolanski.bsky.social

Don't Clegg me up.
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
You guys heard of this youtube? Some good stuff on there.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Risky skeet.

Riskeet.
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Thankful I am not American.
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Being an adult means you realise the monster is in the bed.
Being an adult means you just don’t care if there’s a monster under your bed anymore.
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
I don't hate AI. It's just a dumb tool.

I hate content-thieves, I hate exploitation, I hate perverts and their deep fake porn, I hate the planet being burnt, I hate people cheering AI on as it steals more and more jobs. I hate another technology that divides us and reduces our capacity to reason.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
What's the point?

This is the question, and the answer.
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
@the-independent.com

Sorry, but your online edition is fast becoming unreadable. Paragraph, advert, paragraph, advert, hovering video that breaks my browser, swipe for next article, mute the sound on the video. Advertisements masquerading as news, click-bait links galore.
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Is anyone else lonely?

Just me then.
November 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Brain-frog
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 AM
AOC could fix me. Wonder if she has time for a project.
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Almost 2 in 10 still approve. Who did they poll, his family members?
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November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Reposted by The Mediocre Chainsaw Carver
I am so lonely.

People are shite.

Repeat.
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Caring is so fucking exhausting, I can see why they refuse to do it.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM