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Some people are going to have some feelings about this.

I’m about to play Skyrim.

For the first time.
Breakfast time.

Coffee and psych meds.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Why don’t more people understand that a crueler is the best donut?
October 16, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Yes sir.
Good morning to everyone that realizes the MSM has failed us. Please support independent journalists.
August 12, 2025 at 1:24 PM
No thanks. Tax the fuck out of you.
Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
August 11, 2025 at 10:27 AM
If we don’t die early, the end of our life will probably shine some light on what is happening right now.

What people don’t understand is how crazy things are behind the scenes.
The recent discussion of DOJ “burn bags” should be a warning to everyone calling for the release of the Epstein files: They may no longer exist. This is, after all, a very ham-fisted cover-up.
August 3, 2025 at 5:29 PM
My Pep is being delivered from @lukepbeasley.bsky.social today.
August 1, 2025 at 12:09 PM
July 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have a hypothetical for you.

Would you rather…

Vote the opposite party you traditionally do, with no objective reason to suspect they’d break the law…

Or…

Your general parties candidate, but you know they’ll break the law and be impeached in their last year.
July 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
We put ours where MAGA will never find it.

The public library.
I moved all my enriched Uranium to my other deep bunker. How 'bout you?
June 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
So why couldn’t you theoretically make a bologna/hotdog sandwich with cottage cheese and potato chips?

Now you have to be predisposed to enjoying cottage cheese, but would it be good?

Cottage cheese and tater chip hotdog please.
I’m going to be controversial here.

Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.
June 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I think it’s safe to also say that most varieties of potatoes would go with a deli meat sandwich. Chips. Fries. Hell even mashed, but that’s weird.
I’m going to be controversial here.

Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.
June 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
And really, we’re starting to get into the general deli meat territory. Most deli meats will pair nicely with a variety of cheese.

So a hotdog or bologna should both be considered a deli sandwich.
I’m going to be controversial here.

Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.
June 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So if a hotdog and bologna are the same, can you put cheese on them?

Of course. Chili cheese dogs are delicious.

Would bologna chili be good? Maybe little cubes.

So I think we can establish that baloney and hotdogs can go with cheese.
I’m going to be controversial here.

Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.
June 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Over 40 years old and I realized one of my personality traits that my parents build that really really stuck with me.

Don’t get a tattoo of anyone’s name except your children.

So, they were fine.
June 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
If you can put relish on a bologna sandwich, then a lot of possibilities start opening up.

Why do you think Chicago dogs are so good? It’s a deli sandwich in a hotdog presentation.
I’m going to be controversial here.

Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.
June 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m going to be controversial here.

Bologna is just a flat hot dog. You can put relish on it if you want.
June 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
AMA I’m currently in a group chat where someone is going nuclear on another friend and I get to watch.
June 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
She says how I feel.
June 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cenk ball coddler.
June 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We the people should also flood the zone.

Every weekend we protest. We’ll figure something out.

I say we start with the 32 hour work week.

Make them start dealing with OUR bullshit.
June 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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It’s Friday and on Fridays, we dance!!!💃
June 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I think Karma is playing a claw game.

But I think Karma is dialing it in.
June 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
7 got a new tablet. And before putting it away for the night she yells

“Can I do one more math equation?!”

She’s playing with the calculator.
June 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s Twitter until Elon stops deadnaming his daughter.
June 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM