"oops we did so well at selling shovels in a gold rush that we are now a pillar of the economy"

Maybe a bit too conspiratorial, but you've got to wonder if the Horner rumour was just made to encourage Newey to take the job... or else

He's even given up the AWP to the youngest guy on the team, so I guess that's 5 years on the clock for me before I have to stop insisting on AWP-ing long on cs_office