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I want to open a breakfast cafe. My whole business model will be to sell bagels and donuts.
March 23, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I want to open a breakfast cafe. My whole business model will be to sell bagels and donuts.
I had a great lollipop joke but I can't quite remember it... it's on the tip of my tongue.
March 20, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I had a great lollipop joke but I can't quite remember it... it's on the tip of my tongue.
The concept of takeout food was developed in the West African city of Lomé.
February 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The concept of takeout food was developed in the West African city of Lomé.
Where do you cook Binet's Fibonacci soup? On the induction stove!
To learn about Fibonacci soup and more attend this year's Fibonacci conference. It will be as big as the last two combined!
To learn about Fibonacci soup and more attend this year's Fibonacci conference. It will be as big as the last two combined!
February 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Where do you cook Binet's Fibonacci soup? On the induction stove!
To learn about Fibonacci soup and more attend this year's Fibonacci conference. It will be as big as the last two combined!
To learn about Fibonacci soup and more attend this year's Fibonacci conference. It will be as big as the last two combined!
Don't get into debates with scarecrows; too many straw man arguments.
February 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Don't get into debates with scarecrows; too many straw man arguments.
I tried to see how ChatGPT would do with the password game
neal.fun/password-game/
One rule is that the numbers in the password must add up to 25. I got this from ChatGPT
Xy8#Pq6!R5@M3Z2
(8 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 2 = 25)
My job is secure for the moment.
neal.fun/password-game/
One rule is that the numbers in the password must add up to 25. I got this from ChatGPT
Xy8#Pq6!R5@M3Z2
(8 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 2 = 25)
My job is secure for the moment.
The Password Game
Please choose a password
neal.fun
February 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I tried to see how ChatGPT would do with the password game
neal.fun/password-game/
One rule is that the numbers in the password must add up to 25. I got this from ChatGPT
Xy8#Pq6!R5@M3Z2
(8 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 2 = 25)
My job is secure for the moment.
neal.fun/password-game/
One rule is that the numbers in the password must add up to 25. I got this from ChatGPT
Xy8#Pq6!R5@M3Z2
(8 + 6 + 5 + 3 + 2 = 25)
My job is secure for the moment.
It's never a good time to joke about dead people; but doing it during the morning is really awful.
February 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
It's never a good time to joke about dead people; but doing it during the morning is really awful.
Everyone should be naming their daughters Ruth so in 25 years almost every business can have an employee named Ruth.
Then business wouldn’t have to be so ruthless.
Then business wouldn’t have to be so ruthless.
February 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Everyone should be naming their daughters Ruth so in 25 years almost every business can have an employee named Ruth.
Then business wouldn’t have to be so ruthless.
Then business wouldn’t have to be so ruthless.
If you way to fly to the Sun it's best to go at night; otherwise the light will blind you.
February 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you way to fly to the Sun it's best to go at night; otherwise the light will blind you.
Eggs so decadent they'd give a cardiologist a heart attack.
February 1, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Eggs so decadent they'd give a cardiologist a heart attack.
I swear to Talos I'm going to beat the main quest of Skyrim this weekend.
I've played this game since day 1, I've started several characters with the express purpose of beating the main quest. I've never done it.
I've played this game since day 1, I've started several characters with the express purpose of beating the main quest. I've never done it.
January 31, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I swear to Talos I'm going to beat the main quest of Skyrim this weekend.
I've played this game since day 1, I've started several characters with the express purpose of beating the main quest. I've never done it.
I've played this game since day 1, I've started several characters with the express purpose of beating the main quest. I've never done it.
I read today that 77% of people in the US are bad at math. I'm glad to be in the other 33%.
January 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I read today that 77% of people in the US are bad at math. I'm glad to be in the other 33%.
Things that would have seemed crazy 30 years ago... "I need to grab my phone to turn the heat up."
January 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Things that would have seemed crazy 30 years ago... "I need to grab my phone to turn the heat up."
It's awful that the vast majority of federal employees can't take the risks associated with this; but imagine if the entire federal workforce called Trump's bluff and accepted the resignation and everything just... stopped.
January 28, 2025 at 11:19 PM
It's awful that the vast majority of federal employees can't take the risks associated with this; but imagine if the entire federal workforce called Trump's bluff and accepted the resignation and everything just... stopped.
How are "Cold Email Systems" not just considered SPAM and blocked by every spam filtering system out there.
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January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How are "Cold Email Systems" not just considered SPAM and blocked by every spam filtering system out there.
omniamktg.com
omniamktg.com
Two doctors can't be in the same place together. It would create a paradox.
January 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Two doctors can't be in the same place together. It would create a paradox.
Don't get into fights with bears. They can kill you with their bare hands.
January 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Don't get into fights with bears. They can kill you with their bare hands.
Tim Cook is being investigated for some suspicious stock trading. They are considering charing him with in-cider trading.
January 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Tim Cook is being investigated for some suspicious stock trading. They are considering charing him with in-cider trading.
If you're ever attacked by circus performers and need to fight back always go for the juggler.
January 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If you're ever attacked by circus performers and need to fight back always go for the juggler.
With the passing of Bob Uecker I was watching his speech at the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2003.
How in the world was Bob Costas about 50 at that time? He looks like he could be in college still.
But seriously, this is a fantastic speech: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9_...
How in the world was Bob Costas about 50 at that time? He looks like he could be in college still.
But seriously, this is a fantastic speech: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9_...
Bob Uecker's Baseball Hall of Fame Speech: 'Baseball was the only way I wanted to go' ⚾️
YouTube video by ESPN MLB
www.youtube.com
January 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
With the passing of Bob Uecker I was watching his speech at the Baseball Hall of Fame in 2003.
How in the world was Bob Costas about 50 at that time? He looks like he could be in college still.
But seriously, this is a fantastic speech: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9_...
How in the world was Bob Costas about 50 at that time? He looks like he could be in college still.
But seriously, this is a fantastic speech: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq9_...
BlueSky keeps feeding me posts by a guy who photographs mushrooms; and to be fair I do enjoy them but the point is: BlueSky must think I'm a real fun guy.
What? You thought the jokes would stay on other platforms?
What? You thought the jokes would stay on other platforms?
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
BlueSky keeps feeding me posts by a guy who photographs mushrooms; and to be fair I do enjoy them but the point is: BlueSky must think I'm a real fun guy.
What? You thought the jokes would stay on other platforms?
What? You thought the jokes would stay on other platforms?
I suspect BlueSky is buying data to enhance it's algorithms. I haven't done anything but follow a few friends on the platform but it's algorithm is finding random stuff that I would not expect anyone to figure out about me just from the friends I follow.
January 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I suspect BlueSky is buying data to enhance it's algorithms. I haven't done anything but follow a few friends on the platform but it's algorithm is finding random stuff that I would not expect anyone to figure out about me just from the friends I follow.
“The turn of the century” doesn’t mean what it used to.
January 17, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“The turn of the century” doesn’t mean what it used to.
Pro tip: If you want to make your house warmer in the winter without turning your thermostat up you can place a large dehumidifier under the thermostat.
January 15, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Pro tip: If you want to make your house warmer in the winter without turning your thermostat up you can place a large dehumidifier under the thermostat.