Robert Robertson
@mecharobert.bsky.social
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Robert Robertson
@mecharobert.bsky.social
· Oct 30
a man wearing headphones and a blue shirt is smiling in a cartoon .
ALT: a man wearing headphones and a blue shirt is smiling in a cartoon .
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“Obviously, I love him. He’s my Dad.”
—Robert Robertson the Third
—Currently Working As A Dispatcher
—Dog Dad
—Taller Then Most Imagine
—#DispatchRP and #MVRP
—Robert Robertson the Third
—Currently Working As A Dispatcher
—Dog Dad
—Taller Then Most Imagine
—#DispatchRP and #MVRP
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Superman would disagree. Haven’t you been arrested on multiple accounts of terrorism?
Oh I’m simply an innocent businessman, Mr. Robertson. One who has nothing but the best interest of mankind.
Sonar do not be friends with Lex luthor!
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Superman would disagree. Haven’t you been arrested on multiple accounts of terrorism?
Uh huh, so what we take the ears off, hair..
I don’t want to be a product Victor.
I don’t want to be a product Victor.
Yeah, no shit. So we don’t make it look like you under the mask… or the mask if just part of the face. Unremovable.
And if someone takes the mask off..they’d know my identity.
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Uh huh, so what we take the ears off, hair..
I don’t want to be a product Victor.
I don’t want to be a product Victor.
Sonar do not be friends with Lex luthor!
December 5, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sonar do not be friends with Lex luthor!
He’s become a plushie…
December 5, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He’s become a plushie…
Wait no, bed. Bed time. Fuck bye
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Wait no, bed. Bed time. Fuck bye
Stares at her boobies.
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Stares at her boobies.
“You’re fucking Golem…I need you two to fill out some paperwork.”
“I don’t have to answer that.”
“Then….Golem..?”
December 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
“You’re fucking Golem…I need you two to fill out some paperwork.”
“Then….Golem..?”
“Dude, gross, no. She’s like my sister.”
“Who, Malvola?”
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
“Then….Golem..?”
Puts another blanket on her
. . heh. he can say that again whenever he wants, she gets giddy.
Can’t have gooners appear, she’s pretty.
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Puts another blanket on her
Splashes himself
“ yeah .ᐣ what did you think you could get .ᐣ ”
“…hwhat? A hug?..like a hug hug?”
December 3, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Splashes himself
“…hwhat? A hug?..like a hug hug?”
“I'M NOT BEING HORNY .ᐣ YOU CAN GET A HUG TOO .ᐟ”
Throws more holy water.
“NO HORNY!!!”
“NO HORNY!!!”
December 3, 2025 at 5:36 AM
“…hwhat? A hug?..like a hug hug?”
Can’t have gooners appear, she’s pretty.
. . . she's not even exposed .
Covers her in a blanket
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Can’t have gooners appear, she’s pretty.
“Who, Malvola?”
“Just helping some friends out.”
“Yes, who?”
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
“Who, Malvola?”
He’s sorry..he’s really sorry that this happened to her..who dispatched her..they should’ve..
Is there anything he can do to help? This isn’t out of pity..he just knows..the pain of it all.
Is there anything he can do to help? This isn’t out of pity..he just knows..the pain of it all.
She's been to the hospital.
Multiple st*b wounds in the same arm, broken jaw.
That was the worst of it.
She'll need surgery since she has a cartilage skeleton.
That'll be fun.
Multiple st*b wounds in the same arm, broken jaw.
That was the worst of it.
She'll need surgery since she has a cartilage skeleton.
That'll be fun.
..he’s glad she’s alive..may he see the damage? He’s fixed a lot of injuries..has she gone to the medics?
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 AM
He’s sorry..he’s really sorry that this happened to her..who dispatched her..they should’ve..
Is there anything he can do to help? This isn’t out of pity..he just knows..the pain of it all.
Is there anything he can do to help? This isn’t out of pity..he just knows..the pain of it all.
Hands him five dollars, letting him go nuts.
“…deal.”
“No horny, also stop talking about your ‘thing’ it’s weird..
Tell you what…I’ll buy you any snack in the vending machine.”
Tell you what…I’ll buy you any snack in the vending machine.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Hands him five dollars, letting him go nuts.
“Nope.”
Throws a blanket on him too.
Throws a blanket on him too.
⠀
my breast measurement is
forty -- three inches from my
left to my right .
⠀
my breast measurement is
forty -- three inches from my
left to my right .
⠀
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
“Nope.”
Throws a blanket on him too.
Throws a blanket on him too.
Covers her in a blanket
<— stands in big chested hero.
December 3, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Covers her in a blanket
Throws more holy water.
“NO HORNY!!!”
“NO HORNY!!!”
she's an angel. that won't do NUTHIN.
“do not be jealous, you can get some too.”
“do not be jealous, you can get some too.”
Sprays her with holy water.
“No horny at work.”
“No horny at work.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Throws more holy water.
“NO HORNY!!!”
“NO HORNY!!!”
“Yes, who?”
“Does it only count if someone else was involved?”
“Why would anyone do anything there? You’d get caught so easily…please tell me you haven’t done anything.”
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“Yes, who?”
“No horny, also stop talking about your ‘thing’ it’s weird..
Tell you what…I’ll buy you any snack in the vending machine.”
Tell you what…I’ll buy you any snack in the vending machine.”
“You’re right.” A long, thoughtful sigh. “There I go, thinkin’ about pussy again.”
“She’s more than her chest!! Also stop staring at it!”
Covers Sonars eyes.
Covers Sonars eyes.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 AM
“No horny, also stop talking about your ‘thing’ it’s weird..
Tell you what…I’ll buy you any snack in the vending machine.”
Tell you what…I’ll buy you any snack in the vending machine.”
..he’s glad she’s alive..may he see the damage? He’s fixed a lot of injuries..has she gone to the medics?
( she lost a fight with a villain. )
( .. it was pretty bad )
( .. it was pretty bad )
What happened to her?
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
..he’s glad she’s alive..may he see the damage? He’s fixed a lot of injuries..has she gone to the medics?
What happened to her?
( ..... )
( She also doesn't want to be infected and gross. )
( She also doesn't want to be infected and gross. )
December 3, 2025 at 5:25 AM
What happened to her?