"mulligan" is probably not the word they were looking for

I think bars shouldn't be allowed to play The Ramones, because no one over the age of 21 should be listening to The Ramones.

you can sing "poisons and toxins cabinet" to the tune of...

There's a reason the Mario Kart games are far and away the best-selling racing games in history.

I'm pretty sure at least five million Americans do use that word on the regular.

This is why I don't trust anyone who says a solution is "common sense".