meatypunk
@meatypunk.bsky.social
i pwn n00bs, ma’am. i also wash my hands fairly often. chief.
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Height:
Weight:
I got a new compleint.
Weight:
I got a new compleint.
May 30, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Height:
Weight:
I got a new compleint.
Weight:
I got a new compleint.
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Video games are rated M for mature if they contain scenes of someone buying reading glasses or complaining about not getting enough fiber
March 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Video games are rated M for mature if they contain scenes of someone buying reading glasses or complaining about not getting enough fiber
knuckle tats:
(O)(M)(G)(I) (M)(S)(R)(Y)
(O)(M)(G)(I) (M)(S)(R)(Y)
March 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
knuckle tats:
(O)(M)(G)(I) (M)(S)(R)(Y)
(O)(M)(G)(I) (M)(S)(R)(Y)
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berenstein berenstain it doesn't really matter how you spell it as long as you understand they are godless killing machines
March 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
berenstein berenstain it doesn't really matter how you spell it as long as you understand they are godless killing machines
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Cocaine so white it bleaches its butthole.
March 31, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Cocaine so white it bleaches its butthole.
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Remember that episode of True Life where the dude was obsessed with his skinny calves and so he got calf implants and they followed him to a night out where he was showing off his calves and they were either confused or NOT interested
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Remember that episode of True Life where the dude was obsessed with his skinny calves and so he got calf implants and they followed him to a night out where he was showing off his calves and they were either confused or NOT interested
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Cocaine so white it’s the head of the HOA
cocaine so white, it takes a bite of raw flour and says “just the right amount of spice”
Cocaine so white it felt compelled to say it needed that laugh
March 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Cocaine so white it’s the head of the HOA
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take it away, horn section!
*various toots and bloops*
yeah! now, take it away, horny section!
*moans, gasps, screams of pleasure*
*various toots and bloops*
yeah! now, take it away, horny section!
*moans, gasps, screams of pleasure*
March 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
take it away, horn section!
*various toots and bloops*
yeah! now, take it away, horny section!
*moans, gasps, screams of pleasure*
*various toots and bloops*
yeah! now, take it away, horny section!
*moans, gasps, screams of pleasure*
cocaine so white, it takes a bite of raw flour and says “just the right amount of spice”
Cocaine so white it felt compelled to say it needed that laugh
Cocaine so white it complains that the ranch dressing is too spicy.
March 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
cocaine so white, it takes a bite of raw flour and says “just the right amount of spice”
cocaine so white it unironically says “just gonna squeeze right past ya”
March 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
cocaine so white it unironically says “just gonna squeeze right past ya”
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spirit in motion: ghost
spirit at rest: stopst
spirit at rest: stopst
March 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
spirit in motion: ghost
spirit at rest: stopst
spirit at rest: stopst
well i may as well watch youtube, i can’t think of any subpar free-to-play games i don’t even have a code to get extra shit
March 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
well i may as well watch youtube, i can’t think of any subpar free-to-play games i don’t even have a code to get extra shit
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We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
March 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We Used CRISPR To Create A Real Life Mr Bean. You Won’t Believe How Fast He Died Of Sepsis.
slap fight but it’s just me and opponent taking bites out of a pork chop
March 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
slap fight but it’s just me and opponent taking bites out of a pork chop
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Anyway I’m growing celery now. That’s a thing I do, grow celery. Now I can say things like, but did you see my celery?
March 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Anyway I’m growing celery now. That’s a thing I do, grow celery. Now I can say things like, but did you see my celery?
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*looking through glory hole*
are you mad at me?
are you mad at me?
March 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*looking through glory hole*
are you mad at me?
are you mad at me?
(a rap artist getting a huge break to be featured on a famous and respected musician’s hit album) yeah my dick is big and so is my money
March 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
(a rap artist getting a huge break to be featured on a famous and respected musician’s hit album) yeah my dick is big and so is my money
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Thin Lizzy is short for Underweight Elizabeth. Their hit, The Male Youngsters Have Returned to the Municipality, had to be shortened too
March 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Thin Lizzy is short for Underweight Elizabeth. Their hit, The Male Youngsters Have Returned to the Municipality, had to be shortened too
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Drive it around until you have to disclose the relationship to HR, that is the heart of valet parking
March 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Drive it around until you have to disclose the relationship to HR, that is the heart of valet parking
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[reading a guy’s palm and telling his future but he isn’t very interesting] you’ll start liking salsa again
March 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
[reading a guy’s palm and telling his future but he isn’t very interesting] you’ll start liking salsa again
*spits in bible as a bookmark*
March 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
*spits in bible as a bookmark*
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Watching the sun setting reminds me of the eventual demise of mankind. Be it nuclear war, A.I. when it happens I hope it looks this beautiful and feels this natural.
As a whole we are a fluke in the way of nature's natural order.
But even still, as individuals, we can still be beautiful ❤️
As a whole we are a fluke in the way of nature's natural order.
But even still, as individuals, we can still be beautiful ❤️
March 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Watching the sun setting reminds me of the eventual demise of mankind. Be it nuclear war, A.I. when it happens I hope it looks this beautiful and feels this natural.
As a whole we are a fluke in the way of nature's natural order.
But even still, as individuals, we can still be beautiful ❤️
As a whole we are a fluke in the way of nature's natural order.
But even still, as individuals, we can still be beautiful ❤️
American Scientists: ok so we agree- to be different and special, we’ll measure things in feet instead of meters.
The One Scientist Who Thinks A Little Too Highly Of Horses: EXCEPT HORSES MEASURE THEM IN HANDS
The One Scientist Who Thinks A Little Too Highly Of Horses: EXCEPT HORSES MEASURE THEM IN HANDS
March 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
American Scientists: ok so we agree- to be different and special, we’ll measure things in feet instead of meters.
The One Scientist Who Thinks A Little Too Highly Of Horses: EXCEPT HORSES MEASURE THEM IN HANDS
The One Scientist Who Thinks A Little Too Highly Of Horses: EXCEPT HORSES MEASURE THEM IN HANDS