Joad
@meatwad.bsky.social
Comedy is okay but clown is more difficult. @oohweehuman on Twitter.
Twitter account got locked out because I told someone to kill themselves (justified)
November 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Twitter account got locked out because I told someone to kill themselves (justified)
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Update: with a bit of work you can get a half decent Home Assistant dashboard on it.
May 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Update: with a bit of work you can get a half decent Home Assistant dashboard on it.
I got a Philips Pronto system and my god is the demo program a time capsule or what
April 8, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I got a Philips Pronto system and my god is the demo program a time capsule or what
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ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other
ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it
ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it
March 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
ALGORITHM: It doesnt count as animal abuse content if the animals are abusing each other
ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it
ME: Yes thats correct. Thank you for showing me it
Another inscrutable Wikipedia rabbit hole
April 2, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Another inscrutable Wikipedia rabbit hole
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“hospice murdered my 100 year old mother-in-law”
March 31, 2025 at 10:23 PM
“hospice murdered my 100 year old mother-in-law”
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Can’t wait until they invent the effervescent lightbulb.
March 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Can’t wait until they invent the effervescent lightbulb.
We’ve all got that one darkness that you can feel slowly closing in on you
March 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
We’ve all got that one darkness that you can feel slowly closing in on you
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the most important aspect of kernel development is to make sure your driver freaks the fuck out whenever the system resumes from sleep
March 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
the most important aspect of kernel development is to make sure your driver freaks the fuck out whenever the system resumes from sleep
It smells like burning a lot of the time outside and I think that should maybe be in the “cons” list of my current place.
March 20, 2025 at 7:50 AM
It smells like burning a lot of the time outside and I think that should maybe be in the “cons” list of my current place.
New level of tiredness unlocked: stared at the email compose screen on my laptop for a few moments thinking it was a music video
March 20, 2025 at 6:04 AM
New level of tiredness unlocked: stared at the email compose screen on my laptop for a few moments thinking it was a music video
i’m literally under attack
March 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
i’m literally under attack
They need to invent a heat pump you can use to heat up the air from outside. I don’t care what physics says it needs to happen.
March 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
They need to invent a heat pump you can use to heat up the air from outside. I don’t care what physics says it needs to happen.
(guy who just learned how to say the names of places in France) hey have you seen my baby nice? she’s the cutest thing ever
March 19, 2025 at 2:20 PM
(guy who just learned how to say the names of places in France) hey have you seen my baby nice? she’s the cutest thing ever
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March 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
my way for folding fitted sheets is finding the corner of each of the part before the skirt and folding like an ordinary sheet. it does crumple the skirt but nobody’s looking at that.
March 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
my way for folding fitted sheets is finding the corner of each of the part before the skirt and folding like an ordinary sheet. it does crumple the skirt but nobody’s looking at that.
Taxonomy is easy. For example, if you look at a bear, that’s a kind of dog. A seal is also a kind of dog, and so is a bat. Most of mammals is just kinds of dogs or monkeys or others.
March 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Taxonomy is easy. For example, if you look at a bear, that’s a kind of dog. A seal is also a kind of dog, and so is a bat. Most of mammals is just kinds of dogs or monkeys or others.
you know you light ONE BITCH ON FIRE……
March 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
you know you light ONE BITCH ON FIRE……
its whole existence is pawed
March 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
its whole existence is pawed